FIGAA (Friends of Inter-Galactic Affirmative Action)

Is anyone interested in joining a new political movement that urges the United States Government (which we know has been conspiring with advanced alien species for years), to encourage their alien co-conspirators to abduct and probe not only caucasians but human beings of all races. More information can be obtained by emailing me at [email protected].

as long as it isn't me...

My posterior is "exit only"...

Gazrok, that's probably one of the consessions of the agreement that the government has made with the aliens in the first place...As long as the governmental personnel remain untouched "they" agreee to let the aliens continue with abductions...

...Well, you never hear of any *politicians* admitting that they were abducted, do you?