On This April 25th

If I were in law enforcement I would be on you like white on rice.

You sound like a suicide bomber or are planning on killing yourself.

I earnestly pray this is not the case.

You need help friend, and soon.

this man has 3 freaking wives

I'd be crazier than an out-house rat too.

he should take up heavy drinking and prostitutes to help deal with his problems like the rest of us.

When it comes down to it, why shouldn't a man not have three wives or 27. As long as all parties are in agreement, to each his own. I can only handle one and I am fine with that but ease up on the guy. He's going to flip out when the 25th rolls along and a crack forms in his religion/reality.

So, a Mormon is expecting to be Raptured on the 25th of April 2010. To ensure this, he and his wives are going to commit a gruesome murder-suicide pact. (Please don't involve the children.)

My question is, will it be during the day or at night?

/troll (enjoy my humor, such as it is! )

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On another note, I've had two dreams now of experiencing some kind of "Rapture." I was left behind in each one...

Other than that, I have no other contributions for this thread. G'night!

I hope that this person is not speaking of a real War, or World Wide Rapture..
because April 25th is my birthday..
& i turn 20.
that would be the WORST present in my whole life.
haha
real talk.

But,
if this is some disturbing message tho, intended on informing a small portion of society on Some type of WWIII/Rapture, why Is it on MY BIRTHDAY????
this is some bs man, now im gonna be too PARANOiD to blow out my candles..
thank you and good day lmao

reply to post by Tormentations


Wow, THREE wives! Are you a masochist by any chance?

I sense your mind is under great strain. Let us pray for the sake of yourself and others that you receive urgent help and support to deal with your troubles.

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(For those interested, that picture is of The Dude (Jeff Bridges) from the movie The Big Lebowski)

[edit on 20/4/2010 by Dark Ghost]

very funny out of this world thread. Made me smile

I'll one line this and take the point hit.... WTF???????????

Nobody should have more than one wife - unless they're that guy whose immune to aids or something to that effect. That is if it is the intention to father children from all 3. For genetic diversity, and to limit the spread of inferior genes - I'm not a nazi, and I'm not directing a personal attack - But I think its wise that if a person has a predisposition to mental-disease they should personally think twice about bringing a child into this world.

People go through catalytic life changing events all the time - I don't think its proper to refer to things such as this as Raptures. I was speaking metaphor and jibberish like this when I lost my mind on a substance I can't talk about here.

So basically April 25th 2010 your going to murder your three wives and commit suicide?

The op sounds like this guy "Michael Travesser"

I saw a documetary about it a bit ago.
Here it is www.youtube.com...

No mystery of God, fullstop.

You people seriously believe this is real?

Well I dunno about anyone else but I don't wish to be raptured if it turns me into a nonsensical jibbering idiot who is also a polygamyst.

I'm looking forward to fighting in WW3

Originally posted by dizziedame
If I were in law enforcement I would be on you like white on rice.

Especially if some event did occur on the 25th.

But I couldn't make heads or tails of that first post. If it's some cryptic message, it's done well.

3 wives? ... you're already in hell, mate!

3 times the nagging when you come home from the pub late... flipping heck!

Aside from this thread being completely insane... does this "rapture" have anything to do with the OP of this thread? - www.abovetopsecret.com...

Note the dates.

Originally posted by Tormentations
me and my wives came as a snare that shall get WW3 on and popping.

How dare you even think you could cause WW3 or even want to tell people such a thing!... if you had said that to my face I would have slapped it silly.

You need help.

or banning.

or reporting, your wives sound like they are in danger.

Originally posted by Raider of Truth

So basically April 25th 2010 your going to murder your three wives and commit suicide?

AND start WW3...