Limbaugh: Volcanic ash cloud is God’s punishment for health care

Hi CCsct203 -

So between 1941 and 1945 at least 2.4 Million Turko-Ukranian Ashkenazim (who had the charming habit of calling themselves the Master Race...er... 'chosen-people') were literally wiped out by the 'culturally superior' German army who had the charming habit of calling themsleves the Chosen People (er...'master race'--I get my racist-sexist genocidal extremist groups mixed up).

So the reason why Yahweh that charmingly vicious clan-god of postExilic Yisro'el ('exterminate them all, leaving nothing alive that breathes !' see Deut chapter 7, and Deut chapter 20 and Deuteronomy chapter 13 - all part of the supposedly ancient Torah) chose to allow his master race (sorry-- ahem, 'Chosen' People--or at least the ragged hotchpotch descendants of the 9th century Gentile Turko-Ukranianoid converts to the same good ole-'religion' based out of Khazaria in present day Kiev) to lose so many members was because___ (fill in the blank) ?

I suppose according to your warped logic (I bet you can't even read unpointed PaleoHebrew, or know how to speak Galilean Aramaic !), the Icelandic Volcano Ash & Smoke Cloud SHOULD have landed smack on Tel-Aviv and choked the rest of them, yeah?

After all, didn't they connive to put to death (naked too !) that armed seditionist and his merry band of sword wielding Galilean fishermen nearly 2000 years ago--and therefore deserve a little smoke in their face?

Or what ARE you saying, exactly?

Oh, and if you're going to quote that tiresome Rabbi ('do you imagine the bar-enasha was sent to cast Peace upon the Land of Israel? By no means whatsoever: the BarEnasha (see Aramaic Daniel chapter 7:13) was sent not to bring Peace, but a Sword, not Harmony, but Division ! To set mother against daughter and father against son, mother in law against daughter in law and son in law against father in law -- so much so, that a man's enemies be they of his own kin !') have the common decency to quote it in Aramaic - or at least in some lame Markan 1st Century Koine Greek mis-translation - unless of course you haven't a clue as to what words were originally spoken - hint: it wasn't 21st century American English !

So many people are humorless around here. They wouldn't know a joke if it sat on their head. Sheesh. Lighten up people.

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I have not listened to his show in at least 5 years. There is really no point. I am reminded why I stopped listening to him every time I watch the news. The current thread is the case in point.

And the only one who stepped in it, my friend, is the blow-hard limbaugh himself.

It is quite shocking to hear about the negative side effects being spewed by the gigantic molten source of noxious fumes emitted by the erupting gaping fissure.

And I was surprised about the volcano as well.

Originally posted by 23refugee
What could be more "liberal" than a thrice divorced, too frail for the draft, drug addicted college dropout getting help from the ACLU to avoid drug charges?

So, you're describing liberals as pencil-necked, chicken-chested limp-wristed drug addicts that are unable to sustain a relationship,?

Geez, even Rush isn't so harsh in his descriptions of them!

Wow! Just Wow!

I am glad to know what idiocy Ill soon have to deal with. Thanks for the heads up. Up until now, conservatives were forced to think for themselves about the impact the volcano had on the world. I am sure many were mistakenly under the impression that it was a natural event.

But thankfully, now Limbaugh has stepped in and told them what to think. Now I am sure that I will hear endlessly that the volcano was gods doing to punish Obama for Health Care.

Originally posted by mishigas

Originally posted by 23refugee
What could be more "liberal" than a thrice divorced, too frail for the draft, drug addicted college dropout getting help from the ACLU to avoid drug charges?

So, you're describing liberals as pencil-necked, chicken-chested limp-wristed drug addicts that are unable to sustain a relationship,?

Geez, even Rush isn't so harsh in his descriptions of them!

You realize I left limp-wristed out.
I'm sure it takes some strength to hold down a Dominican boy, even with all that weight for leverage.

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Obama said the world did not open up after the passage of health care. Rush simply pointed out that it actually did.

It's funny how liberals can spew out a ridiculous statement, and when a conservative calls them out on it, they get more heat than the originator of the comment.

It's also funny that when people say something about Limbaugh, usually never listen to him and have no clue how he operates.

"Illustrating absurdity by being absurd", is not a hard concept to grasp. It takes a little work, and an above average intelligence, but with a little work, and a sense of humor, it is easy to grasp.





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I don't think that's god replying. That's irony. Limbaugh is a freakin' idiot that is tiring.

I guess by his logic god must really hate Africa. I wonder what Africa did to deserve what its been getting since everyone around it found it's existence.

My GAWD people! Get a sense of humor! Wally World put 'em on rollback special! Right next to the obnoxious smiley face!

Okay, since there is a definite lack of levity here and people not understanding that anything Rush does cannot for the sake of sanity be taken seriously, here's an even more offensive attempt at humor...

The volcanic ash cloud is God's punishment for United charging for overhead storage. Because when JESUS flies he doesn't like to be told that he'll need to pay for his section of the two square inches of space above his head. This annoys him. Then he makes a call... and soooooooo...

What'cha gonna do when the ash cloud comes raining down on YOU?!?! Brother!

That's Jesus laying the smackdown on overcharging airlines in case there was some misunderstanding...

Oh! And God told me that Rush was going to get pants'd at his next public speaking engagement for being an idiot... that is all.

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"Illustrating absurdity by being absurd"

This is also the man that said:

Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.

Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.

It's beyond me how anybody can look at these protestors and call them anything other than what they are: anti-American, anticapitalist, pro-Marxist communists.

en.wikiquote.org...

So should we just laugh it off? Say "Oh that rush, what a silly guy!" Or do what I did and roll my eyes knowing that some out there that worship the ground that this bloated piece of human filth craters with each mammoth step, will take his joke as fact.

So let's see, if that was a joke, and it's ok to joke, then I suppose that Rush will like these.

Hey! That's not Nibiru! That's just Limbaugh coming in on the red eye!

You know, they are retiring the Goodyear blimp right? They have replaced it with Rush, he is cheaper to fuel and always wanted to be a part of football.

Purdue Pharma released a public statement, apparently Rush has used all of their Oxycontin.

Gee it was lucky that Limbaugh had his heart problems in Hawai'i, you know, one of those fringe states with that commie socialist health care system. It's amazing he survived!



[edit on 4/18/2010 by whatukno]

Originally posted by whatukno
reply to post by Carseller4

 

...this bloated piece of human filth craters with each mammoth step. ..

[edit on 4/18/2010 by whatukno]

Since the Dominican Republic-Viagra debacle I've been picturing him more as mincing about, much like those hippos from Disney's Fantasia ( with the addition of the everpresent cigar ).

Well, we tried, looks like they found out...

ok, fine...us liberal have the ability to start volcanos...its our fault...now, fear us else we will start up the earthquakes again!


FEAR US!!!

and give us affordable health care, Dont think we haven't been planning the hurricanes either...