1. We dumped some extra letters along with the tea in the harbor...
2. See answer to number 1.
3. You all sound like the Geico gecko, that's all we know...he's so cute...
4. Have you seen Family Guy or South Park? Talk about politically incorrect...(and I love good British TV, but we pretty much invented the TV
show)...
5. You do realize you're about the only one who still even feigns having a monarchy, right?
6. You have Soccer and Rugby, we have Football, get over it.
7. If you outlaw guns, only the outlaws have them.
8. We did decide...but we don't always decide well. Neither do a lot of folks internationally...it is what it is...
9. Roundabouts are insane. We drive on the RIGHT side. You drive on the WRONG side. Was Henry Ford British? No. American cars were a) first, and b)
are vastly improved. German cars are great, until they break down and it takes a mechanic two weeks to fix them due to getting parts.
10. We only call them French Fries to tick you guys off...
11. We prefer Starbucks actually...
12. Beer should be served cold, and with pizza...
13. I think somebody's jealous....
14. We have this number here in America, you don't seem to...wanna borrow it?
15. A Turkish assassin, in the employ of the CIA, feel better? JFK was an idiot, who almost brought us all to WWIII. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I
say. Besides, he was a flagrant adulterer, yet he seems celebrated for it.
16. Or we could have just stepped back in WWI and let you all now be speaking German....