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Originally posted by InfaRedMan
It's true! Science has been commissioned to find the inter-dimensional portal into Easter Bunny Land. Apparently the world can never have enough Chocolate Eggs! The people at CERN tend to agree!
That's why they started the Hadron Collider up for Easter!
IRM
4nsicphd
Thank you for the insults ! Funny as peep.
Originally posted by 4nsicphd
Originally posted by InfaRedMan
It's true! Science has been commissioned to find the inter-dimensional portal into Easter Bunny Land. Apparently the world can never have enough Chocolate Eggs! The people at CERN tend to agree!
That's why they started the Hadron Collider up for Easter!
IRM
It's not chocolate eggs, it's PEEPS.If you accelerate a yellow peep to 99.9999% of the speed of light, its normal shelf life of 17 years is increased, by Lorenzian time dilation, to over 7000 years, or more than the age of the earth, if you believe Ken Ham. Why, there is a museum in northern Kentucky that shows cavemen riding dinosaur shaped peeps. And since it's Easter we shouldn't forget HAARP, the High Arctic Authority for the Resurrection of Peeps. And we may need a new thread on the colonization of earth by peepspermia. Peeps do amazing things in a microwave, why not a Hadron Collider? After all, there are on the order of 10^400 protons in a peep(excluding the beady little eyes) and that is, in itself about16 tera electron votes in kinetic energy in a peep. With purple peeps, you get a bonus of a couple of Tev. Big Bob, the neighborhood giant alligator loves them, showing the reptilian connection, although they stick to the roof of his mouth. He seems to like biting the head off first, too.Be careful, though. Some peeps are made in Kenya and don't have a long form peeptificate. Now that I have offended everyone on this Board, I have chocolate bunny ears and heads to bite off.