President Obama To Resign Over Conspiracy Theories

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At the bottom of your link!

A version of this article never appeared in print on April 1, 2010, on page A1 of any newspaper anywhere.

You got PUNKED!

LOL

people flagged this? man, u guys dont have a human brain;

sorry lol

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I just had to add about what you get for $900K:

That was before the banking heist when they thought they could sell your million dollar mortgage off as a mortgage backed security.

If only it were true. Happy April Fools Day.

I have to say its difficult to differentiate between april fools day and any other day on ATS

Originally posted by woodwardjnr
I have to say its difficult to differentiate between april fools day and any other day on ATS

Exactly.....

Just looking at a few of these "April fools" threads and thinking the same thing.
In fact I'd say we have more blatant BS on this site on normal days than we've had today.

And people actually fall for this stuff?


Someone at work earlier actually licked a newspaper because they had apparently put the worlds first "Taste technology" in the paper!!

I mean come on man....Firstly it's April Fools... and secondly... don't be so stupid

People are so stupid :shk:

When I saw the title of this thread, I smiled, but when I saw the article, I burst out laughing! Good one, ATS!

Oh, you misspelled Obama in the fourth paragraph.

GREAT JOKE LOL

Happy April Fools Day.

The very fact the media chose this as an April Fools is subliminally suspicious. Why not something else ehh?

Wow this is intense. Cannot be real. They just gave some free ad space to ATS!

But can this not all be like a little trick. None of this is from the President himself. Hell, maybe they just want everyone to start trusting him because he will expose all conspiracies. I can't believe this to be true. A little bit of propoganda.

EDIT: Forgot about the day. HAHA classic.

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Perhaps you missed this...

A version of this article never appeared in print on April 1, 2010, on page A1 of any newspaper anywhere.

And the fact that this is the ATS April Fools joke?


And come on....

The YEW NORK Times???

*Sigh*




[edit on 1/4/10 by blupblup]

April Fool's Day.

Quote from : ATS News (Article Is Not NY Times)

(Bottom of Article)

April Fool contributed reporting

A version of this article never appeared in print on April 1, 2010, on page A1 of any newspaper anywhere.

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Not funny as it got my hopes up, falsely.

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Umm you really can't be serious, you didn't read this caption at the bottom of the page: April Fool contributed reporting.

Geez....

Mods...

This is under General Topics???
Why has this not beenmoved to BTS Jokes, Puns & Pranks?

Tired of April Ist already and it's only 10 in the morning.

second line

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lol...today is going to be a rough day for the truth.

should be some great fantasy coming out though...ok, any serious news, please delay for a day so things wont get mucked up.

however...today would be the day to slip things out and have plausable deniability about the authenticity of the information considering the date...

Wow... let this be a lesson to the ATS community. People will believe (and post) anything and without so much as a smidgen of critical thinking. Think before you post. We owe it to one another or we might as well take our 'Deny Ignorance' motto and stick it on an aircrft carrier somewhere.

BELOW TOP SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brilliant. For a second i kind of believed it then remembered, oh its April 1st.

Still a fun piece.

Funny Funny... good thing i had my first cup of coffee before reading this..I might have been duped.

Happy fools day everyone