President Obama To Resign Over Conspiracy Theories

NO! this isnt good at all. Obama is what america needs to be socially sane again. without obama america will just get another white war hungry president.

IF ANYONE OF ANY IMPORTANCE IS READING THIS please by some means by some way tell obama or at least someone who knows him to stay in office if he leaves america is doomed which in turn ...canada is doomed (oh not canada)

Obama wanted to bring health care for everyone. no matter the reason he needs to stay in office, certain events MUST happen it is fate/destiny

of course if he ends up releasing info then its all good and eventaully he will become a beacon of hope for everyone

this is going to sound weird but i can see the future and obama was making a speech

"there are other civilizations out there, that will appear strange to us. but we must accept them as they must accept us. some cultures will be hard to understand but if we stick together we can show them that we have great hearts"

maybe not word for word but the speech was very close to that, he is a beacon of hope for all not just humans. because of him we will have peace

Mostly all I have to really say is " Cmon - man ".

Don't mess with us-it is sick and twisted because we are conspiracy junkies and you just tripped some of us out till we started to read the article. Lol !
ATS is really jumping today it is almost like you can feel it has a stronger pulse.

Peace 2 all fellow humanity

ya know..at the bottom of that article it clearly says "A version of this article never appeared in print on April 1, 2010, on page A1 of any newspaper anywhere."

reply to post by baddmove


Anyone who had to make it to the bottom before seeing this as a joke is seriously impaired.

In fact, anyone who read the title and didn't expect a joke has some issues as well.

Anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor here, needs to get out of the house more and away from that computer.

Personally, I wish it had been made more believable, and one had to look for some disclaimer to know for sure it was a joke... That would have been fun!

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So this gets to stay in the main threads, when it's clearly BS, but my little joke is moved? What gives here, preferential treatment? Come on; there is NO SUCH ARTICLE at the real NY Times website, and anyone searching there can see that. The link labeled as "www.nttimes.com" really takes one to this location - www.atsnews.com...

This is a joke, and needs to be MOVED, just like my joke was. I can't believe this gets a pass. A simple search of the REAL NYTimes site shows no such article. How about fairness, in calling ALL jokes what they are. Real search og NY Times link:
query.nytimes.com...

There were spelling errors in the article else it would have been believable if taken a screen-shot

And reports have been leaking to the press recently of a concern over the Presidents apparent adiction to social networks and the website previously mentioned.

I actually tried this with a screen-shot at different places but the spelling errors caught up every time.

[edit on 1-4-2010 by December_Rain]

Clue 1.

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/9d43e45b31eb.png[/atsimg]

Too funny!

Clue 2.




:shk:

I'm not sure why some people are taking this so seriously. I thought it was fairly humorous. There is nothing wrong with a little light hearted humor is there?

Sharing a laugh together is probably the best medicine in these troubling times.

I saw this post earlier this afternoon after wanting to check out the news before I left for an afternoon on my Harley. I read the news article first and was absolutely tickled to death that Obama was resigning. I was giggling so hard, almost like I was drunk or something.

Then I read the posts and realized that it was an April Fools joke. You got me good ATS!! To bring me so much joy at first, then to let me crash. LOL..

In the end I was laughing again though from the humor of it all.....Talk about a rollercoaster of a ride!!!!!

Soon as I read the title, it was instant "pffft right....april fools!"

After page one, I'm sure its 3 pages of "REALLY, he did!?"

Kidding, I'm sure the majority here aren't that gullible.

[edit on 1-4-2010 by ahmonrarh]

April Fools to you too!
Damn, I always forget to pull a prank.

If that were only true............. I would savor that moment for the rest of life.

OMG, you guys are great!

Only an April fools joke at Above Top Secret can spark a polictal debate ROFL!

i think the real Aprils fool joke is that this thread has so many replies......

reply to post by Theyre Here


A version of this article never appeared in print on April 1, 2010, on page A1 of any newspaper anywhere.

Happy April Fools.

Originally posted by Isosceles
I'm not sure why some people are taking this so seriously. I thought it was fairly humorous. There is nothing wrong with a little light hearted humor is there?

Sharing a laugh together is probably the best medicine in these troubling times.

Nothing at all wrong with a joke - however, I posted one, and within literally ten MINUTES, it was relocated to the JOKE section, while this one, for some reason, stays in a main thread. THAT is my issue with it. As a joke, not a bad one, but why does it get special status over the jokes of others? Are we not all members?