[Warning: Women are Unwelcomed in Here!] My Massive Mysogyny!!!

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
Personal Disclosure: OL was Gay before I was with her

So, you switched sides to be with her and, apparently, it didn't work out. Don't blame her. If you always liked chocolate ice cream and then, on a whim, tried strawberry and didn't like it, is it the ice cream's fault?

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
OL prefers older and far plumper women than the picture provided!

um, ok. to each his own and please, for the sake of us all, don't map out the path from digging dudes to being a chubby chaser. Nothing wrong with it, I'm just not sure we can handle the thought process there.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
P.S. Bacon is and has ALWAYS been more yummy than any woman I have ever met EVER!

I'm going to take your side on this, to some degree. I love bacon. It goes with everything. I'm not kidding. I recently had bread pudding that had bacon in it. Delicious. Can't go wrong with bacon but, in the dead of night, when it's cold and you're feeling alone, in need of a loving hand to warm your heart and make you feel whole again, can you turn to bacon? Can you wrap your arms around bacon and let the hours pass?

Oh, hell, you can. Sorry.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
Show me one woman who can compete with Bacon and I might just break that vow I made!

Holy crap, she ate your bacon. That's the problem. You went from sausage to bacon and this woman ate your bacon and now you're pissed because you didn't even like bacon originally.

I get it. Damn, man, that's rough. I feel your pain.

Sorry..know I'm not welcome here..but..omg..

Yes, you can wrap your arms around bacon.....

www.bbqaddicts.com...




I'm just glad my wife can cook bacon right...I can never get it quite right, but hers is perfect every time...

We're soft, we smell nice and not all of us are completely evil...all the time. I can def understand ur frustration, I've seen the look on my old mans face when I do the crap I do. Who doesnt want a significant other to come home to(other than u)?? You should maybe dump ur girl if she makes u so miserable. I'm sure she's not super happy either if u feel that way?? Ur correct, U didnt ask to be here and ur mother brought u into this world, selfish woman. The alternative couldve been throwin some rocks and u in a bag and chuckin u in the wash. Lifes good and if it's not workin for u, change it. Ur here, make the most of it. One day u will meet that special someone and u'll wonder how u ever made it without him/her.

Peace. K*

p.s.-Id love me some Charlize Theron, even if she is a b*@!h.

Edit to add him to the her in last sentence. Arent there a ton of men in Australia?? Like manly, rugged men?? Sounds hot to me. Be true to urself, happiness will follow.

[edit on 3/30/10 by Demetre]

Originally posted by Gazrok
Yes, you can wrap your arms around bacon.....

www.bbqaddicts.com...




I'm just glad my wife can cook bacon right...I can never get it quite right, but hers is perfect every time...

somewhere..there are pigs crying...

reply to post by Gazrok


OMG! That looks like heaven! I could see myself ditching a woman for that.

DROOL!

Originally posted by whatukno
reply to post by Gazrok

 

OMG! That looks like heaven! I could see myself ditching a woman for that.

DROOL!

Quoted..so you can't change your mind..lol...

reply to post by AccessDenied

Quoted..so you can't change your mind..lol...

If given a choice between a woman, and that beautiful bacony tasty treat, sorry ladies.

Originally posted by whatukno
reply to post by AccessDenied

 

Quoted..so you can't change your mind..lol...

If given a choice between a woman, and that beautiful bacony tasty treat, sorry ladies.

or..you could just find a lady who sizzles in the bedroom and snorts when she laughs...

reply to post by AccessDenied


Actually I think I am going to go cook that lovely bacon art form and when I have a coronary. I will die a satisfied man.



And the woman you are thinking of is Sandra Bullock, but she is no substitute for bacon.

[edit on 3/30/2010 by whatukno]

Originally posted by whatukno
reply to post by AccessDenied

 

Actually I think I am going to go cook that lovely bacon art form and when I have a coronary. I will die a satisfied man.

And the woman you are thinking of is Sandra Bullock, but she is no substitute for bacon.

[edit on 3/30/2010 by whatukno]

Woman Iam thinking of? Oh honey don't bring me into this fantasy...

Actually I think I am going to go cook that lovely bacon art form and when I have a coronary. I will die a satisfied man.

Share it with Liz...eh..? She'd know just how to....wait...this thread is going to a dark place....

reply to post by Crakeur


Lmaoff, your too funny!

OL did she call you back yet? lol...I'm pretty sure she will be rolling around in bacon drippings with you in no time...you'll make up, and have a feast...just watch!

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
Explanation: Seriously... Women of Earth... Your attention please!

If it wasn't for ALL of you...yes you..the ones with xx chromosome... Earth wouldn't be the half arsed hell that it is and has been since you came into existence!

Equal share of the blame goes to both genders, OmegaLogos.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
You are so freaking weak willed, guttless and crazy [RE: Suffering from Genetic Hysteria!] that evolution had to come up with MAN to...

I happen to like women but will not deal with emotional and or sexual blackmail.

I will hold out far, far longer, if a woman were to try that on me.

I was twenty before the first time I had sex, I can wait another twenty years if I have to.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
1] Protect you! [Wars like the battle of Troy were caused by YOU!]

Wrong, if Paris could have kept his "sword" in it's "sheath", Menalaus would not have had a reason to go after Helen, to begin with, and we would not need Trojan's today.

Funny Trojan Man Superhero Condom Commercial


And, if you believe in the Bible, Eve may have offered the forbidden fruit, but Adam was ignorant enough to take it, so he's just as culpable as she was and they both were dumb enough to get booted out of the Garden of Eden.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
2] Provide you with sexual relief! [Self stimulation not good enuff eh!]

Equal measure, in for a penny, in for a pound, sexual relief is quite fun.

Providing no sexual blackmail is ever played.

If that happens dump her butt faster than the proverbial Roadrunner running away from Wyle E. Coyote.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
3] Provide you with children! [Seems cloning wasn't good enuff for you lot!]

It has to be a mutual agreement or there is no children, period.

If she manipulated you into it then she's not right for you, period.

And the "pregnancy trap" does not work if you're smart enough.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
4] Basically Provide for you in general! [Men rule the world! Why is that?]

Women want equality, then work the same hours, and supply half the income, period.

Both my parents worked and I expect my mate to work just as much as me.

No "princess" types, thank you very much, I'm looking for a Queen (shut up Wukkie).

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
I'm so freaking sick and tired of ALL your collective NEEDS!

Dude, either you're trying to satisfy more than one woman, or lumping them together.

Not all women are bad, just the manipulators, and the Drama Queen's.

And so far none of the ATS/BTS women have done anything to you, have they?

Personally, I celebrate when I become single, means new activities, new fun, new sex.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
One day you will all be dead... I'm enjoying that FACT right now!!!

So will all men, so celebrate a little less, please.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
Personal Disclosure:

OL DOES NOT AND NEVER DID require protection and or to be provided for by WOMEN... EVER!!!

What's your point exactly?

No one, of either gender "needs" a mate, they should "want" a mate.

Protection is either a condom or a handgun, not a gender issue.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
Let me guess... Now that I've put this out there, the Hysterical Hoards of effeminant will charge and start :bash: me like this...

"Oh but OL you were born and required breast feeding ect!"

EPIC FAIL!

I could care less if you're mother breastfed you or not.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
I never freaking asked for ANY of that BS in the 1st place and my MUM was the ultimate reason for me being and so that buck stops with HER! Oh and She's a freaking WOMEN BTW!

P.S. YOU SHOULD ALL BE

from existence so please just

and leave me alone!

Your entire demographic DISGUSTS ME!

Somehow, I can see you're setting yourself up into a false pattern, with the wrong women.

Obviously, you have had a few bad relationships, but learn to see the red flags.

And avoid the women who make you see them so you do not have to repeat the negative pattern, mate, or else you will continually keep getting with the wrong woman.

Not all of them are bad, but I remember we've had a similar discussion to this before.

Stop Trying To Change Me : For Men and Women, Single, Married, or Otherwise

Relationships can majorly suck sometimes, because both gender's do stupid things.

Not just females, and not just men, and I happen to be happy being single

Nothing wrong with being single until you figure out what you want.

[edit on 30-3-2010 by SpartanKingLeonidas]

reply to post by OmegaLogos


Can we expect another rant this time next month?





Seriously, hope it feels better soon.

Originally posted by SpartanKingLeonidas

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
Explanation: Seriously... Women of Earth... Your attention please!

If it wasn't for ALL of you...yes you..the ones with xx chromosome... Earth wouldn't be the half arsed hell that it is and has been since you came into existence!

Equal share of the blame goes to both genders, OmegaLogos.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
You are so freaking weak willed, guttless and crazy [RE: Suffering from Genetic Hysteria!] that evolution had to come up with MAN to...

I happen to like women but will not deal with emotional and or sexual blackmail.

I will hold out far, far longer, if a woman were to try that on me.

I was twenty before the first time I had sex, I can wait another twenty years if I have to.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
1] Protect you! [Wars like the battle of Troy were caused by YOU!]

Wrong, if Paris could have kept his "sword" in it's "sheath", Menalaus would not have had a reason to go after Helen, to begin with, and we would not need Trojan's today.

Funny Trojan Man Superhero Condom Commercial

And, if you believe in the Bible, Eve may have offered the forbidden fruit, but Adam was ignorant enough to take it, so he's just as culpable as she was and they both were dumb enough to get booted out of the Garden of Eden.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
2] Provide you with sexual relief! [Self stimulation not good enuff eh!]

Equal measure, in for a penny, in for a pound, sexual relief is quite fun.

Providing no sexual blackmail is ever played.

If that happens dump her butt faster than the proverbial Roadrunner running away from Wyle E. Coyote.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
3] Provide you with children! [Seems cloning wasn't good enuff for you lot!]

It has to be a mutual agreement or there is no children, period.

If she manipulated you into it then she's not right for you, period.

And the "pregnancy trap" does not work if you're smart enough.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
4] Basically Provide for you in general! [Men rule the world! Why is that?]

Women want equality, then work the same hours, and supply half the income, period.

Both my parents worked and I expect my mate to work just as much as me.

No "princess" types, thank you very much, I'm looking for a Queen (shut up Wukkie).

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
I'm so freaking sick and tired of ALL your collective NEEDS!

Dude, either you're trying to satisfy more than one woman, or lumping them together.

Not all women are bad, just the manipulators, and the Drama Queen's.

And so far none of the ATS/BTS women have done anything to you, have they?

Personally, I celebrate when I become single, means new activities, new fun, new sex.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
One day you will all be dead... I'm enjoying that FACT right now!!!

So will all men, so celebrate a little less, please.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
Personal Disclosure:

OL DOES NOT AND NEVER DID require protection and or to be provided for by WOMEN... EVER!!!

What's your point exactly?

No one, of either gender "needs" a mate, they should "want" a mate.

Protection is either a condom or a handgun, not a gender issue.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
Let me guess... Now that I've put this out there, the Hysterical Hoards of effeminant will charge and start :bash: me like this...

"Oh but OL you were born and required breast feeding ect!"

EPIC FAIL!

I could care less if you're mother breastfed you or not.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
I never freaking asked for ANY of that BS in the 1st place and my MUM was the ultimate reason for me being and so that buck stops with HER! Oh and She's a freaking WOMEN BTW!

P.S. YOU SHOULD ALL BE

from existence so please just

and leave me alone!

Your entire demographic DISGUSTS ME!

Somehow, I can see you're setting yourself up into a false pattern, with the wrong women.

Obviously, you have had a few bad relationships, but learn to see the red flags.

And avoid the women who make you see them so you do not have to repeat the negative pattern, mate, or else you will continually keep getting with the wrong woman.

Not all of them are bad, but I remember we've had a similar discussion to this before.

Stop Trying To Change Me : For Men and Women, Single, Married, or Otherwise

Relationships can majorly suck sometimes, because both gender's do stupid things.

Not just females, and not just men, and I happen to be happy being single

Nothing wrong with being single until you figure out what you want.

[edit on 30-3-2010 by SpartanKingLeonidas]

APPLAUSE

Look at how long AD prattled on.....OMFG a woman.

They can hijack a thread in no time at all.
The men tend to keep it short and to the point.

*turns and walks quietly out of the room, before things get REALLY ugly...*

reply to post by AccessDenied

And the woman you are thinking of is Sandra Bullock, but she is no substitute for bacon.

[edit on 3/30/2010 by whatukno]

Woman Iam thinking of? Oh honey don't bring me into this fantasy...

I wasn't thinking... wait a minute, bow chicka bow wow. Giggity!

That MIGHT be a substitute for bacon!

Originally posted by anxietydisorder
Look at how long AD prattled on.....OMFG a woman.

They can hijack a thread in no time at all.
The men tend to keep it short and to the point.

You might want to read up again buddy!

I'm following Gaz, before AD gets here...hope she takes it easy on you.

:shk: