The Anti-Socialism Pledge

I understand this this thread was designed for the sole purpose that is called satire, but in all honesty I'm still to this day confused what socialism really implies. I've tried conducting some research but all that left me is with a more significant amount of confusion.

How I wish for a day where socialism can be explained in a precise and simplistic way, but I also understand that such ideology can be interpereted differently by different people and thus the reason why I believe my state of confusion will not diminish.

Typical conservative American who only listens to people upon the church podium.

Originally posted by ReAlIzAtIoN
I understand this this thread was designed for the sole purpose that is called satire, but in all honesty I'm still to this day confused what socialism really implies. I've tried conducting some research but all that left me is with a more significant amount of confusion.

How I wish for a day where socialism can be explained in a precise and simplistic way, but I also understand that such ideology can be interpereted differently by different people and thus the reason why I believe my state of confusion will not diminish.

Ah - lots can be said about the fact that you are confused, one could even say your confusion is all that matters in this atmosphere, that the sole objective of this "threat"
has been met.


to all else -
Be careful walking on streets where the socialists hang out and hold their rallies.

They are so copious in my neighborhood that I cannot even drive my car over all the socialist lining up to be in formation.