What the devil doesn't want you to know

Revelation 13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

See what I put in bold? It is indicating that it is three seperate numbers. One of the numbers you see written out but it says "and his number." Meaning the number of a man is two seperate numbers where one is written out for you to read. So what are the other two numbers? What is the number of the beast? And what is the first number of a man besides the obvious number written out?

I have a hunch the number of the beast is "23" since Revelation seems to stop at chapter 22. In the end of Revelation 22 it seems to be just on the verge of going into what the grace of Lord Jesus Christ is, but what seems missing is a Revelation 23. What do you think?

The other day I got to thinking about wisdom and wisdom teeth. My wisdom teeth started coming in when I was age 23. No coincidence revelation ends at chapter 22 where it seems to be missing another chapter which would be chapter 23. What age did your wisdom teeth start to come in? Does everybody's start to come in at age 23, or was that just me?

Another thing is that the beast is not the man with one of his numbers written out. The man is the devil; and the devil is the abomination of ruin that stands where it ought not, in some of the women of the earth. What's the devil, a man, doing being women? Yuck! That right there fact is ruining the women on earth when you think about it. You see the abomination now, don't you? No one wants to find out they have been seeing or sleeping with a physical woman that has the will of a man inside that is of the devil.



[edit on 23-3-2010 by Tormentations]

Some people get there wisdom teeth in during high school.

This is just a waste of board space.
So your using the age you got your wisdom teeth, to try and provide backing for your End-Times theory.

By far the worst one I've seen to date.




[edit on 23-3-2010 by ThirdJohnAdams]

What the devil doesn't want you to know

Who say's the Devil's even real

No, there isn't another number. The number is stated. No mystery. Just another case of not understanding the written word.

Back then (when the King James bible was translated to English) grammar was different and they wrote more formally. There were no LOLz or ROFLs or LMAOz. So, for some modern people it may be hard to understand.

[edit on 23-3-2010 by TheComte]

CONSPIRACY FAIL. wa wa waaaaa. The wisdom teeth bit just lost it for me.

I never had any wisdom teeth. Does this mean that I am the anti-christ? When I was 23 someone said I was the anti-christ. This is creepy. If I am the anti-christ then I expect alot more money at work.

23 is the number of our Lady and Staffer Eris, Mistress of chaos, She What Done It, Createss Who Made Nothing But Sillyness (that is EveryThing), A goddess who doesn't exist by her own admission.

Does that clear anything up?

My wisdom teeth started to emerge at 18 years.

Originally posted by TheComte
Back then (when the King James bible was translated to English) grammar was different and they wrote more formally. There were no LOLz or ROFLs or LMAOz. So, for some modern people it may be hard to understand.

ROTFLMAO! I felt the strangest sensation of my throat sinking into my lower bowels when I felt the dismal truth of that statement.

Perhaps a LOLspeak/texting translation of The Bible is in order. Then again, perhaps it is best to let this material go into the unreadability abyss for the common good. Just blame Sir Francis Bacon; he screws up everything.

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Damien, you naughty boy. What did I tell you about bragging on conspiracy websites? And as for getting more money, just ask your dad.
Your loving nanny, Mrs Baylock

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What the devil doesn't want you to know

He doesn't want anyone to know he is real.

Until it's too late.

Yes, this makes sense...
the antichrist is the wisdom teeth of hermaphrodites and/or transexuals.

Got to admit, it is one of the more unique interpretations of the bible. Sure, why not.

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I don't have any wisdom teeth either so we must both be the antichrist , I will however admit to being Antichristian (given the reasoning in the OP I'm sure god will forgive me) so I must be the "Trues" antichrist.

When I was a kid I put my teeth under my pillow and anglels would come and take them, this is proof that jesus is real and is fighting the devil every minute.

Hooray for jesus and boo to the antichrist .

Joan 64:112 And the Lord summoned him and he did come, and the lord said "go hither and fill this basket for the basket is the soul" so he went to fill the basket. But as night fell he returned and his basket was empty and he sayeth to the lord "Dude what the hell, my basket I cannot fill" To this the lord replied " Is it not a sign of the heavens and the tilling of the soil that your basket is empty ?" " Go now servant and take heed for satan does not dwell in a basket and neither does the father" So off he went never to dwell upon baskets ever again and his wife gave him 7 children 3 of which were male which he kept for is labors and the maidens he did sell to traders.

Originally posted by Signals
He doesn't want anyone to know he is real.

Until it's too late.

And in that, the more worster trick ever pulled was convincing people that he could do it on his own, without their willing contribution. This little devil thingy is quite a tiny and pathetic pip-squeak, so much so that he effectively doesn't exist.

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meh...

honestly I dont really care if you guys know.

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I want to start reinterpretting the entire bible as unusual aspects of physiology. Maybe the fig tree Jesus smote was an appendix?

That rambleing was almost unbearable, are you asking a question or stating a fact? Is there a point even?

i have 2 sets of wisdom teeth so does that mean i have twice as much wisdom as you lol

Did God create the devil and does he hold realm over him? Also does he know everything the devil going to do and did God create hate?


If you say NO to any of these question your God is fallible kind of makes you wonder.

Originally posted by Subjective Truth
Did God create the devil and does he hold realm over him? Also does he know everything the devil going to do and did God create hate?


If you say NO to any of these question your God is fallible kind of makes you wonder.

Yes, while I claim no ownership of this "God", it is claimed in that little book there is no other and he creates everything. Well, if there is no other, "he" is all these things and obviously tortures himself.

It is possible to create potentials for the sake of free will without actually manifesting something, much like absolute zero on the temperature scale.

[edit on 3/23/2010 by EnlightenUp]