I've just been watching an incredibly patronising programme on the BBC called, of all things, "Trust Politics". The thesis is, broadly, that
we've lost trust in our politicians (the whys and wherefores being scrupulously avoided, of course) and, gosh, what can we do about this?
Actually, to be fair, the whys and wherefores got a bit of a look in... the main idea being that Thatcher destroyed conviction politics in the UK
through using the phrase "there is no alternative" a lot.
Hmm... it wasn't her that got rid of
clause four, was it?
Anyway, I think we can look at several generations of sleaze as one of the main contributing factors. I can remeber calling a friend back home in
1997 when Bliar and co got in, and he was euphoric - "we've got the Tories out!" "You think so?" I said. Being right about this gives me no
comfort, I have to say.
Here's the thing, though. With an election coming up (even though we don't know quite when) I'm seeing
so many recent books and programmes
on the subject, with particular reference to "getting what you want out of politics". I wish I'd made a list of the titles I saw in Waterstones
the other day, as I'm having trouble coming up with a list online.
My own personal favourite is by
Mark Thomas, called
Mark Thomas Presents The
People's Manifesto, which really does what it says on the cover... he did a massive national tour and got the audience to suggest new laws
they'd like to see passed... my favourites include
- politicians having to wear tabards with the logo of all companies that pay them
- the Benny Hill theme tune played every time there's an argument in the Commons
- anyone who supports ID cards will be banned from having curtains
- people convicted of homophobic hate crimes to serve their sentences in drag
- MPs who have claimed for a second home should be forced to open it to the public (we paid for it, we get to go round)
- if you're a CEO and you're convicted of fraud, you have to wear a pirate costume in every subsequent job you take
... and so on.
These are all policies that were proposed by his audiences and voted on at each gig.
It's also amusing that the "Trust Politics" programme I saw earlier did a similar exercise, but without the wit.
Levity aside, does anyone else think there's something of a movement afoot to (however mendaciously and clumsily) restore what might be laughingly
called our "faith in British politics"?