posted on Mar, 18 2010 @ 02:45 PM
Ring . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"Pharmacology, may I help you ?"
"I need . . . I need help."
"Okay, how can I help you today ?"
"Live Labs please. Can you give me the number for Live Labs ?"
"I'm sorry, we have no record of a Live Labs."
"Do you have a number for something close to that, maybe ?"
"Well, we do list a research partner by the name of Live IX. That's the only one."
"Can you give me their number please ?"
"Just a moment please. Umm, I'm sorry, but that number is confidential, we are
unable to help you at this time. You may want to call information for further
clarification."
CLICK . . . . .
Ring . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ring . . . . . . . . . . . .
"We're sorry, the number you dialed is not in service at this time, and, there is no
new number."
CLICK . . . . .
Ring . . . . . . ring . . . . .ring . . . . . . .
"Yeah ?"
"Is this Live Labs ?"
"You must have a wrong number."
CLICK . . . . .
I sat there in complete silence, wondering what the hell was going on. Three calls
and no success. And what was that crap about confidential anyway ?
Suddenly my phone rang, scaring the heck out of me ! I picked up the receiver.
"Hello?"
"How do you like it, scumbag ?" . . . . CLICK.
( More to come. Add on if you'd like to. )