UFOs reported near George Bush's ranch.

The day after this , I was confronted at work by a group of shadowy guvmint types ,
asking what I knew about this ....

It was real , and your eyewitness drawing matches the description I was
given by ' them ' ....

But of course swamp gas lit lanterns , reflecting Venus off an inverted
something or other , ..... ad infinitum codswallop ,

is , " nothing to see here " ... please move along etc