You have been lied too.

The truth of squid is the only truth.


The gospel of the Squidlawrd is the only truth, the only real faith.
1. on teh first day, squidlawrd created tentacles and separated the squid from the octopi, calling squid "Blessedrace" and octopi 'stupidposersquids"

The truth will gradually be unsheathed to you if you prove to be true followers.

Were the octupi granted "poser" status because of their innate camouflage abilities?

If so...I have to commend the choice of rhetoric...and perhaps the choice of environmental medium as a way to show that intelligence, even on a genetic and reactionary (read "innate") level, is more than structured religion.

Bored now...