Well great luck.
Your gonna have to find a great campaign manager..
A good friend of mind has been inquiring to a few of my smart friends on odds.
He is seriously thinking about starting a viral campaign to get himself elected as governor of Texas. A write in candidate..
He stood up in he middle of a restaurant during a conversation with a very pretty but not to bright lass.
Well his campaign slogan is gonna be if he does it...
"LET ME BE YOUR CROOK!"
If he does do it he intends to get himself invited to the debates....
As Governor:
(IDEAS HE STOLE)
1)Strip all the governments in Texas of the right to take any land by any means... From nonpayment of Taxes to Drugs
2)Boss Hog Act
any color of law violation is an act of treason against Texas by Texas officals..
He intends to clean up Texas county by county.. He is gonna sick the rangers on em.
of note-
all executions are stayed until he individually reviews each one.
all inmates in for rape are to be automatically DNA tested. If the DNA does not match they will be released.
Any that have balked at the testing will be removed and tried under boss hog act for obstruction.
The DAs and judges that convicted will be arrested to finish out the criminals term. The arresting officer will be tried under The BHA for false
imprisonment
Every single CPS case will be automatically reopened And reviewed. Should any improprieties be found they will be dealt with under BHA
He added
"Justice in Texas is for all. Not just the criminals but the corrupt prosecutors and judges. After all if they have done it once they will do it
again. Is that not the logic.
Then once the justice system is cleaned up. Then we move on the criminals. Like a hammer on an anvil. Town by town! Their is gonna be a new sheriff in
town!!!"
He got a standing ovation.
Texas civil rights addition:
TCRA is to be worded as a supplement to the BHA. In that the following must me met.
At any time an individual is brought in for any reason they are to be first automatically read their rights. No matter what the case.
Any LEO or Judge found supporting it will be brought in for a violation of BHA, and anything we can stick to em
The options in all courts are changed to innocent, guilty, or no contest
Next, all juries from this point forward in the state of Texas including Federal Courts in this state are to be completely informed by the judge of
what jury nullification is and how it works.
All the judge may ask for is a verdict removed is the right to instruct the jury on what to consider.
A prosecutor is now liable on a personal financial level for any finding of innocence, mistrial, or successful appeal. The prosecutor is responsible
for all of the defendants legal fees.
He got asked what if the Texas supreme court decides to overturn any part of the law.
"Arrest them, Its time Texans retook Texas!" He noted they could be prosecuted under BHA for obstruction.
The Iaccoca Act
All elected Texas officials make a grand total of one dollar per term.
Complete public disclosure of all financial records for any elected officials. This includes spouses and children.
All meetings with any public official are to be recorded and fed live to the internet directly. No secrecy is allowed for anyone receiving the one
dollar a year of tax payer money.
I hope it gives you an idea. Great luck
[edit on 8-3-2010 by ripcontrol]
[edit on 8-3-2010 by ripcontrol]