Struth! Mr John B. was murdered over beer!

Explanation: The following link is a picture of the unfortunate victim John Barleycorn.

Murder Victim File Photo [justhomebrewit.com]

That was what he looked like before he was brutally attacked by several scythe wielding maniacs who chopped poor old johns legs off and then proceeded to bind the hapless victim using a hojojutsu [wiki] method!

John was then carted off and finally beaten to death with flails and nunchucks at a nearby farm house and his body was disposed off by grinding up his bones and disposing of them in a vat!

The culprits of this heinious crime openly confessed that they would be rewarded in beer and money for commiting this atrocity on the poor victim Mr J. Barleycorn and yet the law does nothing to take these men into custody and put them on trial.

Personal Disclosure: I have since found out that the police, ats members, lawyers, judges, politicians and many other NWO agents [ a suprising number of who were just general members of the public] were also in on the assasination plot to kill John Barleycorn and as such this conspiracy has deep roots which will be very hard to EXPOSE and weed out!

John Barleycorns grave. [nwmicrobrews.com]

The Source article. [metrolyrics.com]

Youtube version of source article...


P.S. How long will my fellow members just sit idly by as this injustice goes unpunished? Won't somebody please think of the children?!!!

reply to post by OmegaLogos


Flag for you OL. When my crew and I get back to the states we will contribute to the bear slaughtering lol! Best believe the police will be coming after us in no time.

Explanation: Bumped to help generate ad revenue!

Personal Disclosure: Enjoy!