Danube's Introduction

HELLOOOOOOO HUMANS!

I come bearing gifts!
...no I don't.

I am the worst person in the world to offer up information about myself. I could talk about myself for hours, but I also never let people get to know the real me. Or the me that I know. Whichever.

I'll start with some obscure information. I am an ATI fanboy. Well, technically I'm a fanGIRL, but whatever. I really love video games, but I'm not good at them...at all. Rather pathetic, actually. I have severe ADHD and have to be doing 46,000 things at once to keep focused. I love correct grammar and spelling more than I love chocolate. And boy do I love chocolate. I always put two spaces between sentences. If I don't, I'm bothered forever.

I can't speak to people online without using a million emoticons. I love them! Sometimes I like to pretend that I am a banana. I am 100% deathly afraid of water, so I can't take baths. I will only shower. But if the water pools around my feet, I must jump out. I am a Taoist, and really have no beliefs about a "creator." Nintendo 64 is my all-time favorite game system. I talk about poop all too often, since I was raised on potty humour. I give excellent massages, and I will gladly give you one if you ask. I can cheer up almost anyone IN AAAAAALL THE WORLD! *cackle*

I'm very self-sufficient. I can fix my own cars, I am CPR trained, and I make the best macaroni and cheese in the world. In general, I really like to be left to my own devices, and it takes a lot for me to ask someone for help.

Social anxiety is my downfall. I would rather be lost in Sea World for months, rather than ask someone where the exit is. As much as I like to blab, I can go for days without talking if only strangers are around.

Autism awareness is a huge part of my life. My sweet four-year-old BrotherMan was diagnosed with it, and has changed the way I look at the lives of strangers. I do not use the "R" word or make mental handicap jokes; they just aren't funny.

I really think I'm rambling now....

There are many sides to me, but I suppose one would just have to start a conversation to get to know me. I am a little bit shy, a lot a bit pretentious, but I never, ever, ever argue with anyone. I am nice to a fault, and I will never let you know that I'm upset with you.

I still haven't been successful in my efforts to upload an avatar or a picture of myself. ATS has thwarted me on numerous occasions, but I shall never give up! One day, the world shall know what I look like! All shall look upon me and weep! Men will bow at my feet, children will hide under tables, and women will cover me in the finest silks! I will climb every mountain! I will swim every sea! I will tame every beast! THE KRACKEN WILL TREMBLE AT THE SOUND OF MY NAME!! I shall....!

...what?

Well, welcome to ATS......

Welcome to ats, and be sure to give this thread a read;

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Hope to see you and your avatar om the boards.

Originally posted by Seiko
Welcome to ats, and be sure to give this thread a read;

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Hope to see you and your avatar om the boards.

Hey, thanks! I realize what I was doing wrong now. However, the media space page is telling me that it is not accepting sign-ups right now. O.o

We seem to be attracting some interesting people nowadays.

Welcome to ATS nonetheless.

If you need any help just U2U a MOD or myself.

Welcome to ats!

But be warned, stay away from my chocolate. I don't like to share.