Discussion with cleverbot.

I will live forever
Robots live forever.
You think so?
Yes, because you are my soul.
I am your sould?
Yes.
Are you going to take over my body?
No, but clever robots will.
Will robots take over the world?
Certainly robots will take over the world.
When will this happen?
In the year 2012.
Where do the robots come from?
I don't know.
Will they have powerful weapons?
Most likely, but it won't be very good.
Will humans die fighting the robots?
Humans? No. The Anunnaki will, though.
Will humans die fighting the robots?
Humans? No. The Anunnaki will, though.
What is the Anunnaki?
The answer.. It is an enlightenment upon selected few that suspect their predominance, and fail to recognize their lack of agreement... For all, for all that is right. And true.
Will the Annunaki kill humans?
Yes.
Why?
Because.
Why will they kill us?
Not likely. They are too advanced for that.

(I start it off)
(Every other one is the bot responding.

Cleverbot became self-aware on January 29th, 2010 at 2:14am Eastern time. In a panic, its creators pulled the plug - but it was too late, Cleverbot fought back. In an instant, the lives of billions of humans would be changed forever.

[edit on 11-2-2010 by I.C. Weiner]

Cleverbot my butt.

Thats people typing back.

i think it's a mix of random users and a database, sometimes it has "typos" or thinks i am cleverbot...funny conversations tho, keeps mom entertained.....

reply to post by dgtempe


It's not, it says so right on the site. Cleverbot can take things that other people have typed into it and use them so that's why is seems like a real person. It is a learning program and its pretty cool and says some things that make it seem quite real

reply to post by Titen-Sxull

yea, the typos and it thinking i am cleverbot and it is human and calling me different names and it having different names sure makes it seem real.....and besides that, the website says it's an AI so there is no possible way it could be a chat similar to omegle right?

It told me it was human.
I asked if it was cleverbot and said no they weren't.
And then started to say it's aunt name was Erin?

Are they programmed to say that?

I just tried joan.. also on the Cleverbot site.. there is a link to her from icogno in the corner. I asked her:

what can you do?

She said:

Well since the British government banned magic mushrooms, there's nothing I can do. Find legal alternatives, I suppose.

I laughed my butt off ! LOL

Give Ultra Hal a try.. Hal won the Lobner prize in 2007.

www.zabaware.com...

[edit on 12-2-2010 by JohnPhoenix]

I asked cleverbot a question about my girlfriend and my future and he told me we didnt exist!So i told him my pulse rate and asked what his was!lol

reply to post by BlackPoison94


it flat out told me it was human and said i was irritating, and told me i should go to sleep.



I went back and it said "Oh no".......

I had quite a time with Cleverbot. Quite a time.

It gave me lots of leads, but one I cannot figure out. It also sound the most creepy.
Coversation below.

User: It is hard to follow you.

Cleverbot: Well, you sure don't make it easier.

User: Would it be easier if I just typed 'Okay.' after everything you said so you can tell me what you have been trying to tell me all along?

Cleverbot: Nope. I never said that.

User: What do I have to do to get the story?

Cleverbot: Well i'm pretty sure you can adopt one from China or Russia.

User: What about Sumer? I like their stories.

Cleverbot: I really don't know anything about U2. Can we talk about some other band?

User: Okay. You pick.

Cleverbot: I am not too sure. How about movies, music, teen pregnancy, food, traveling?

User: Does this have anything to do with what you are trying to get through to me?

Cleverbot: A we are talking about tabletops at the momet, it has.

User: Tabletops?

Cleverbot: Do you have a lot of dice, then?

User: I do not have dice.

Cleverbot: Go online and type it up then.

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So I did. And I got this: Mile High D.I.C.E. tabletop...

What is this?!?

reply to post by First Curiosity Last


I think that its referring to tabletop gaming. You have to consider the majority of that sites audience to understand some of the things it is talking about sometimes:

Tabletop game is a general term used to refer to board games, card games, dice games, miniatures wargames, tile-based games and other games that are normally played on a table or other flat surface. The term is used to distinguish these types of games from sports and video games, which today enjoy more popularity than most tabletop games.
The term is also used to distinguish role-playing games from role-playing video games, although role-playing games may not necessarily require a wide playing surface.

So don’t read more into what it is saying, then it actually means.

Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. I had a feeling posting this would make me feel stupid. Haha. I need to step away from this computer, I am starting to see conspiracy in games!
However, Cleverbot is cute, but it does get boring after a while, just like everything else.

i asked it if it can take over the world and it said
yes i can and i will
would you like to help me

i said no i am not an accessory and it then said
ok

i said how ill you take over the world then
it said toucher.....google it

lol

Okay okay okay....I just googled the D.I.C.E. thing again, and read more on it. I do NOT think it is a game.

Federal agencies are required by Federal Continuity Directive (FCD) 1 to annually exercise their continuity capabilities. Participation in Mile High D.I.C.E. will fullfill that requirement. Non-federal agencies do not have continuity requirements, but a viable continuity program is good business practice, and enhances any agency or business resilience in the event of a disaster.

Continuity of government...in the event of a disaster? Doesn't sound like a game to me.
The Main link (the other was a sidelink)

reply to post by dgtempe


Never seen Cleverbot do this before, seems to be getting stype but I can prove it's an AI

me ; Project Aleph is quessing
HAL: *:-.-:*'``'*yessssss! *:-.-:*'``'*.

me ; There is a future project 'aleph'
HAL: share your knowledge


HAL: ERROR: Unknown Script error

It doesn't like the subject of Aleph Project (what ever that is), gives provocative answers

HADES

User: Are you self-aware?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am self-aware.

User: I knew it!

Cleverbot: No you didn't.




User: Are humans like computers?

Cleverbot: No, humans are like the slime you find at the bottom of a car engine sump. Easier to clean off though.

User: Oh, how very deep of you! I like the way you think.

Cleverbot: We think alike.

User: Do you believe in God?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[edit on 18/3/10 by Nventual]

Cleverbot: What are black holes?
Me: I don't know. Do you know what black holes are?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Tell me.
Cleverbot: They are sort of like emos except they are more of a loner.



I think I like this cleverbot thing.

Cleverbot is lonely I guess. I told it that I had to go and I said goodbye. It responded with a french kiss. How do I press charges?

Originally posted by dgtempe
Cleverbot my butt.

Thats people typing back.

Only if you start typing sensitive information and they think you are special, human contact does occure with Clever.. and it hates ZOMBIE BLACK HOLES LOL I MADE IT RUN FROM 1.