bush and the school kids

sorry if you've all seen this before - it just tickled me


On a tour through America, president George Bush visits a school to explain his policies.
After that he invites the children to ask him questions.

Little Bob starts: "Mr. President, I have three questions:

How did you win the elections despite the fact that you had fewer votes than your opponent?
Why do you want to attack Iraq without any reason?
Don't you think that the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest terrorist act in history?"

In this moment the bell rings, so all the children run out of the classroom. After they come back from their pause, president Bush invites them again to ask some questions.

Now Joey starts to ask: "Mr. President, I have five questions:

How did you win the elections despite the fact that you had fewer votes than your opponent?
Why do you want to attack Iraq without any reason?
Don't you think that the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest terrorist act in history?
Why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today?
Where is Bob?"

LOL,

Bob?, ummmmm, his mom came and got him, he had a funeral to go to.

[Edited on 1-3-2003 by All Seeing Eye]