posted on Feb, 8 2013 @ 01:45 PM
“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I
have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.” – Groucho Marx
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women” – Groucho Marx
“I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it” – Groucho Marx
“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.” – Groucho Marx
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.” – Groucho Marx
“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” – Groucho Marx
“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you” – Groucho Marx
“Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” - Woody Allen
“There have been times when I've thought of suicide but with my luck it'd probably be a temporary solution.” - Woody Allen
“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is
to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy
one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness — I hope you're getting this down.” – Woody Allen