The In's and Out of Alien Anal Probing

I understand that anal probing was a feature in of Whitley Strieber's book communion. But is this the only abduction account of AP in abduction literature?


AND NO this isn't a gay thread it's a gay alien thread!

gay-liens perhaps?! lol! just a thought.....im sure the working level aliens are thinking "who makes these rules...geez?!"

[edit on 7-1-2010 by ahmonrarh]

I really don't understand what the point of this thread is...

Are you trying to see how prevalent anal probing is among abduction victims?

If so, I would suggest you read John Mack's books about abduction- He studied dozens upon dozens of abduction cases, and you'll find everything there is to know about the standard classic gray-alien abduction.

I wouldn't really be joking around in this area either, as it is hard enough for abduction victims to go through what they go through, but for the experience itself to be joked around with is even worse.

Abduction victims are put through absolutely terrifying and violating procedures of all types; many of them wake up with pain in the groin area, and even bleeding or scars.

None of them ask for it, and I'm sure 99.9% of them wish that they were someone else. In fact, many psychologists/psychiatrists who study abduction cases are specialists in areas's of rape, and abduction victims show many of the same mental and physical signs as rape victims.

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The In's and Out of Alien Anal Probing

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gay-liens perhaps?!

You both kill me.


I would say that the aliens did all kinds of experiments on them. The most memorable would have to be anal probing.

You all have gone to the doctor many times. Which is the most memorable? Which experience that you repress the most?

Originally posted by Deaf Alien

You all have gone to the doctor many times. Which is the most memorable? Which experience that you repress the most?

Oh... definitely the NSU (Non Specific Urethritis) test. Men are known to faint!


True Story

Doctor: "I think you better lay down for this".

IRM: "How much is this gonna hurt".

Doctor: "Have you ever been stabbed before"?

IRM: "No".

Doctor: "Have you ever been shot before"?

IRM: "No".

Doctor: "Well if you've been shot or stabbed before you may find this a bit uncomfortable... but if you haven't, I suggest you lay down - this is GONNA hurt"!!!

Give me alien abduction ANY DAY!

IRM

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I am about to explode. You all quit it. BTW, why do these aliens' heads look like penises?

Anyway...

It could be that the anal area is the most personal area for most people. All kinds of experiments have been done on the abductees, but what they remember the most is their most private or personal area.

It's just a theory I thought up just recently.

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So you don't get uncomfortable when a male doctor lubed up his finger and put his finger in you know where?

The hell is this? Some kind of attempt at being funny? I understand ATS needs humor, but this is just unnecessary. What are you trying to say in your post? I don't understand your point if you have any.

All I see is just an excuse to use the word "anal" in a juvenile comedic gesture.
If you have a point to the thread, please explain?

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The hell is this? Some kind of attempt at being funny? I understand ATS needs humor, but this is just unnecessary. What are you trying to say in your post? I don't understand your point if you have any.

All I see is just an excuse to use the word "anal" in a juvenile comedic gesture. If you have a point to the thread, please explain?

You are preaching to the choir.

We all are in the dark as to the purpose of the OP's post.

It does raise up an interesting question.

Why is it that anal probing is a common experience among abductees?

My theory (it just came up while reading this thread LOL) is that the most horrible experience the abductees experienced is what they remembered and repressed the most. It could be anything.

So this is it.This is what a once great forum has become.

Sophomoric,juvenile, psuedo-sexual jokes masquerading as "research" on ATS.

How sad the children have taken over.

Yes anal probing is becoming a problem.

It may be because the way humans act and behave,aliens may believe our brains are located there.

Originally posted by Deaf Alien
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So you don't get uncomfortable when a male doctor lubed up his finger and put his finger in you know where?

Can't say I've had that experience yet mate! I doubt it would hurt more than a NSU test though... honestly. I'd take a prostate check any day over that!

IRM

[edit on 8/1/10 by InfaRedMan]

I know people will think this is joke! But is there any other abduction report where people have been rectally probed or is Whitley the only one?

The thread that spawned a thousand jokes!

I thought the moderators killed this thread!

He just wanted to use INS AND OUTS & ANAL PROBE in the same sentence...

Nice work bro! Flag and starred and applause and all that stuff.

I think there was an anal probe reference in a South Park episode or two. Check it out

no its not the oly account of AP. there are countless trailer park citizens that have tall tales of AP, and Stephen King's Dream Catcher.... LOADED with AP.... on second thought.. its loaded with anal invasion


I'd say... this is pretty.... liberal? HA!.:bash:

[edit on 8-1-2010 by stanlee]

Ok I cannot believe this thread lacks this video...

The anal probing is actually the thing that makes psychiatrists take a second look now. It's like a red flag that says this person may be rationalizing a homosexual rape encounter into an alien abduction.

As for myself I was going to the Northwestern Military Academy outside of Lake Geneva Wisconsin, and the old black grounds keeper who had befriended me took me into this little cement building half underground where the sprinklers were controlled. After we went down he locked the door and said "This is where we turn little boys into little girls."

I believe in hindsight that the majority of alien abductions that include the anal probe are most likely similar rape scenarios.

never been a known example of this in texas.....guess its the chilli

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Oh is that were they put the barbed stick in the urethra?
Haven't had it but know someone who has, he said it hurt like hell too, wonder why?

Grays might be very interested in our digestive tracts, they may not have any digestive systems themselves.