Misquote thread

Originally posted by havok
I'll always keep that Raud in mind! "You were always on my miiiind"*sings* :'(

Oh, stop it! Making me blush all over the place...

Originally posted by Raud

Originally posted by havok
I'll always keep that Raud in mind! "You were always on my miiiind"*sings* :'(

Oh, keep it up! I'm gushing all over the place.

Well, if you say so.

Originally posted by RuneSpider
My best friend is a pile of slime that came out of my throat this very morning. I call it "Bob". Bob the blob

Well, isn't that something! Good to hear you are no longer alone in this world matey!

Originally posted by Raud
Well, isn't that something! At least you have friends...

Mine only account for the collection of beer mugs in the corner.
But, I named them in alphabetical order!

So, you DO name them....:shk:

Originally posted by Raud
So, I DO name the lint that comes out from between my toes, Fuzzy, Johnny, and Linty. Though my doctor insists I get rid of them and need a few more sessions.

Its will all be ok Raud. Though if you take them to work on take you kid to work day, I might be a little concerned.

[edit on 2-1-2010 by nixie_nox]

Originally posted by nixie_nox
Don't ask me how I did it, but I managed to send my therapist to the mental asylum after he had me as his patient...for 10 minutes!

It takes one make one... A psycho that is.

Originally posted by Raud
*singing* "cause we are li-ving in a material world, and I am a material girl! You know that we are li-ving..."

Raud, your singing is music to my ears!
Sounds like a dying moose!









(you don't need help on that quote, do you!)

Originally posted by havok
I smell like a dying moose!

What else is new...

Originally posted by Raud
It takes one macaroni decorated can and I get to graduate.

I am proud of you!

Originally posted by havok

I like to tie sticks to my ears!
And run around the house pretending to be a moose!

Hey, as long as it is legal. Who am I to judge?

Originally posted by nixie_nox
Everything I do is illegal! Who am I to judge?

Better not tell your neighbors, nixie...

Originally posted by havok


I Better tell the neighbors their dog was elected president.

Um, I think your confusing the political commercials with the ones from the humane society.

Originally posted by nixie_nox

My hovercraft is full of eels!

Naughty Nixie!

[edit on 4 Jan 2010 by schrodingers dog]

reply to post by schrodingers dog

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

schrodingers dog=HAL 9000?

reply to post by nixie_nox

The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

nixie_nox=HAL 9000?

schrodingers dog=nixie_nox=HAL 9000?

Mind=blown

Originally posted by DINSTAAR

The thing about Ohio State bandwagoneering fans like myself is that we want to go to a game where we obviously don't belong. It would be best to go to the championship game and get murdered by a much better team like the Wofford Terriers.

Makes sense.

Originally posted by tribewilder
What I originally posted was so MEAN that I got a T&C Violation!
I am the greatest! No one can mis-quote like me!

Well, tribewilder, you win some, you lose some!

To receive an off topic post = Bad

To receive an off topic post in BTS = really really Bad

To receive an off topic post in BTS's jokes, puns, and pranks forum = Unheard Of

To receive the BTS dummy of the year award = Priceless

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I shall wear my hat with pride

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Edit to add: this is an actual post removal due to the fact that..I brokez the roolez

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[edit on 1/4/2010 by tribewilder]

Originally posted by tribewilder
To receive an off topic post = It happens

To receive an off topic post in BTS = I do it often

To receive an off topic post in BTS's jokes, puns, and pranks forum = What I'm striving for!

To receive the BTS dummy of the year award = MY ULTIMATE GOAL!

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I shall have a dunce smiley now!

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Edit to add: this is an actual post removal due to the fact that..I found cooler smilies than you!

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Smart one, that tribewilder.