Monday Morning Gobshite !

It's Monday morning and the birds are singing. Or rather they would be if they hadn't been chased away by the gob#e with the lawn mower. And for anyone who says 'grass grows and needs to be cut', I will mererly reply "Every fecking week ???".

Yes - Mr Gob#e comes out every Monday Morning at 10:30 precisely and mows his lawn. He's been doing that for the last 2 months. For fex sake, can grass grow that quick ???. We don't live in the Serengeti or have lions hiding in the inch high grass here !!! It's Oregon. The nastiest beast we have here is KayEm's maneating hamster !!!

I just don't understand why he has to do this every week. Every 2 weeks maybe (In spring/summer) but every week????
I think he's just a sad Johnny-No-Mates who hasn't got anything else to occupy his mind, so he gets out the lawn mower and off he goes.

Actually, I sometimes wonder what would happen if I was to go at night and replace his lawn with concerete. He'd probably still get the mower out at precisesly 10:30 every monday and walk along aimlessly.

Pisky, um, how to say this.

Grass has to be cut every week. It's not good for the grass to be long because it pulls more nutrients from the soil making it sour.

Sorry to break it to you, but at least he does it when most are at work.

I just felt like having a whinge yesterday morning. If theres one thing that pees me off its hearing the sound of a fecking lawnmower. (Actually, the vacuum cleaner comes a close second ).
I wasn't aware of the grass needing cutting each week, although its been around for a few million years so I daresay it knows how to grow well enough without Mr Gob#e's help

For whatever reason, I really love cutting the grass. The scent of fresh cut grass is lovely, me thinks.

You know what sound I hate, "Give it to me, it's mine." "NO, IT'S MINE." "VICKY." "STOP THAT." "I HATE YOU." Makes me want to

Ah, the joyous life of the father with multiple children!
I'm glad I only have one

That'd drive me crazy

Every week! Who the feck has the time to cut their grass every week?

Hell I cut mine like once a month. I mean I dont have the time to watch TV sometimes let alone cut the grass every week.

Someone needs to get this man a hobby ASAP!

Originally posted by Ocelot
Every week! Who the feck has the time to cut their grass every week?

Hell I cut mine like once a month. I mean I dont have the time to watch TV sometimes let alone cut the grass every week.

Someone needs to get this man a hobby ASAP!

Maybe he could start smoking the grass and stop cutting it.

Originally posted by intrepid
Maybe he could start smoking the grass and stop cutting it.

LMAO!! Hell yeah..... we need to get this man hooked on some good shyte! Maybe he'll stay indoors getting stoned out of his mind and stop cutting the grass every #en week. Maybe then Pisky can have some peace and quiet.

Originally posted by intrepid

Maybe he could start smoking the grass and stop cutting it.

OMG !!!

I get the same from my neighbours. It's like 'Look, Raven's been on the drink last night so the last thing she wants is to be woken up by the constant humming of a lawn mower'

If I win the lottery, I'm buying my own island. You are all invited to join me - but no lawnmowers !!!