I can't wait until the little laborers up in the North Pole overthrow their oppressive system. Santa has been getting fat off of their sweat and
blood for too long.
Well there's no way that the United States will stand for a "Commie Christmas". No sireee... on that you can be sure. Why I bet that the U.S. has
even prepared for the possibility of a Commie incursion into this most sacred of all religious shopping events, er, holidays.
I'll just make a quick search into the vaults and see what the U.S. government might have prepared in the event that Commies might try to usurp
Christmas as their own.....
ahhhhhh I found it........
a PSA with some tips against commies stealing our beloved shopping, er, religious holiday