David Hasselhoff to do Rap Album - LMAO

I'm not even kidding. This is just absolutely hysterical, and this man is nuts. He's always cracked me up, and I thought he was great in Night Rider and Baywatch. Not big on his music as it is, but rap? And David Hasselhoff? Much less with the name Hassel the Hoff???????

LMAO :shk:

Hard-core rapper Ice-T is grooming a new rapper, one that he says will astonish the rap world with his skills � David Hasselhoff.


Ice-T recently revealed that he and Hasselhoff, star of 80�s action television show �Knight Rider� and the worldwide hit �Bay Watch� are working on a rap album.


After striking up a friendship in Los Angeles due to the proximity of their residences, Ice-T agreed to produce Hasselhoff, who will reemerge as emcee "Hassel The Hoff."


"The man is a legend and we are going to show a whole new side of him," Ice-T told UK newspaper The Sun.


Hasselhoff, 51, is more than just a television actor. He is also a mega-star in Austria and Germany. He has released seven albums and the most recent, My America, went as high as #11 on the Austrian charts.


"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humor," Ice-T said.


Hip-Hop has had an unofficial relationship with David Hasselhoff for numerous years. The theme music to �Knight Rider� has been sampled by various rappers over the years

What hte hell???? hahahahahahhahaa

dude the knight rider theme song has a phat beat!


*bumps it*

my stock in ice-t just went down the crapper...

i know ice-t digs different kinds of music but i didnt know he liked crappy music as well...

i think ice-t pimped him out as a joke...i think ice-t was bored when he did this.

Is this a joke????



Hasselhoff and rap music?!?!?! LMFAO!!!

omg... this has got to be a joke, no way this is for real...

OMG... I'll never understand what's the fascination with Hasselhoff in Europe and all around. We almost never hear about this guy here.

Anyone seen the movie "Eurotrip" yet? There's a scene where a whacko image of Hassellhoff pops in the screen, for a few sec, and it's really hilarious. I can't stand this guy.

Originally posted by parrhesia
I'm not even kidding. This is just absolutely hysterical, and this man is nuts. He's always cracked me up, and I thought he was great in Night Rider and Baywatch. Not big on his music as it is, but rap? And David Hasselhoff? Much less with the name Hassel the Hoff???????

LMAO :shk:

oh gawd what next?! dare i ask I only proves that the wealthy really can't have everything lol..

I don't know what to say. I am having a visceral reaction to this announcement but it is too complex to describe. It is somewhere between shock and that feeling you get when you smell spoiled milk. This album cries out to be purchased ...from a used CD store.

Sure to go platinum in Germany!!!

Er ist ein Verk�ufer von crap.

hehehehe, I think this album will be a must listen to, as well. It'll be funny, I'm sure. I just can't imagine him rapping. :shk:

Hassel the Hoff?

You have got to be #en kidding me!

Just when I thought the music business couldnt possibly get any more retarded than William Hung releasing an album full of shyte, now this?

Its official.... the human race is going straight down the crapper.

I wonder if he's going to do a remake of that rap classic "What the hell happened to my Career?" First popularized by Vanilla Ice.

Will the car be doing background? This must be a sign that Hades has frozen over.

Originally posted by scottsquared
Sure to go platinum in Germany!!!
Er ist ein Verk�ufer von crap.

There is one reason why great german bands like The Scorpions and Helloween and have become world bands.

ICE-T IS A MONEY GRUBBING WHORE.

I think it's plain as day, considering the slew of crap movies that lead to his slew of so-so movies.

How he got on Law and Order I'll never know.

He's a whore, pure and simple. But who cares. I would be too if I was in his position. Truth be told, overseas they like all the # music to come out of America.

- Cher (They played her recent song every three or four songs when it came out-and for a few months after that too)

-Will Smith, don't nobody say nothing bad about Will overseas. They'll kick your lilly white ass.