I did Tiger Woods

I adimit it!! ok!!! I cant hold back anymore!!!

He was a good man until I came along and destroyed him and made him eat of the apple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want my share...I didnt know he was, like , married, or anything....:bnghd:

I want a settlement of 10 mil and i will go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That two timing golfer....now theres a real job for ya.....

Do me a favor, pay me up and gooooooooo awayyyyyyyyyyy.

reply to post by dgtempe


I hope you know that all those folks in the Nike commercial saying "I'm Tiger Woods" aren't really Tiger Woods!

Btw, should it ever become relevant by the fact that I'm the last remaining man on earth ... I'm Tiger Woods!

*laughs* I knew it was a matter of time before the jokes started coming out.

Now Frédéric Prinz is gonna come out and say he slept with Tiger Woods.

Geeez, I can't wait for the part 2 thread that is sure to come out now.

I didn't do Tiger Woods......

Just give dgtempe her 10 million already willya?

All I'll say is, ANY AND ALL MONIES that any women get from him should promptly be spent on medical tests for a host of sexually transmitted diseases, and the rest spent to go into hiding for awhile.
Tell all talk show spots should be avoided at all costs.
( Look at former celebrity scandals for example).
Besides DG honey..you are gorgeous and can do far better...

I don't understand something........

Why would any consenting adult be entitled to even one cent for having a fling with some guy that happens to be able to whack a ball better than others ???

His reputation has been hit about as bad as it will be, so this to shall pass without him opening his wallet.

reply to post by anxietydisorder


Oh he will open up his wallet for moi. He better or i'll really talk.

...and it wont be pretty.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Actually Yea, he insisted on taking them for himself for his

lazy afternoons...

Like he had time......:shk:

Somehow me thinks that a homosexual relationship would be more sensationalist (I know I know, It's just the way the world works)...

So basically we experimented.... He turned me, and left me a broken man

I want what DG's getting plus 50%

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!! very good!!! How juicier can this get????



Ok, lets see how this law suit goes... but i'm not promising anything. I lawyered up with Oj's DREAM TEAM!!!!!

I'll be posting from my own island in the pacific.

[edit on 15-12-2009 by dgtempe]

Originally posted by Now_Then
Somehow me thinks that a homosexual relationship would be more sensationalist (I know I know, It's just the way the world works)...

Oh god, now I want in on the action.
He's not a bad looking man, and if a night of passion will get me an island, I'm in.

I did him too, and two courses of antibiotics later, and those damn carpet burns healing, i can safely say never again...... He only has a little putter anyway....

Tiger Woods extorted me. I am filing a lawsuit. Someone please give me enough money to afford a decent lawyer.

Originally posted by Selahobed
I did him too, and two courses of antibiotics later, and those damn carpet burns healing, i can safely say never again

...... He only has a little putter anyway....

-And my coffee goes all over the monitor...

reply to post by AccessDenied


I wasnt laughing.. Those carpet burns were on the soles of my flippin feet!! I was wearing high heels at the time so its a freaking mystery how THEY got there!!!
His golf game does not translate to the bedroom either..... His "FORE"play consisted him driving straight for the first hole but got the second....
His 9 iron (or his 9mm iron) got his ball stuck in the water feature, and his putter wouldnt reach the hole... All in all he was no "tiger" where it counts...

Wheres MY £50m?

[edit on 063131p://f28Wednesday by Selahobed]

You're all a bunch of Gold Diggers you know that don't you. The man is like any other man with that much money and time. After all it's your fault Dg. If you wouldn't had come on to him so strong and hot. The poor man is a golfer and loves playing eighteen holes a day. What would any other man do in his situation? I give him man points for be a player and still being the best golfer in the world. You hot women out there are just to darn tempting to us men. It's not fair and to want his money too? Shame on you all for using him like that. Go Tiger!

[edit on 12/16/2009 by Solarskye]

I slept with Tigers Wood and all I got was a dozen balls!!!!!! And a little putter...

Scank ho's!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gold diggers!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think he did anything wrong. He has 100's of women EVERYDAY throwing themselves at him and he only ended up with 9 or 12 or whatever?!!!

He's a slacker!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Did you hear? Tiger Woods is no longer a "Tiger"....he's now a "Cheat-ah"

Originally posted by Gazrok
Did you hear? Tiger Woods is no longer a "Tiger"....he's now a "Cheat-ah"

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