Tiger Woods Humor, or How I learned how to stop hating the billionaires and learned to love the rest

I have heard only two Tiger Woods jokes that I found funny.
1) What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
2) Did you hear Tiger wa dropped by the Ryders Cup team?
It seems they were tired of his being beat by Europeans.
While I think this whole sordid affair is below even BTS, I find myself strangely interested.
My personal addition is more thoughtful, towit, if Tiger wants to remain out of jail, keep your shirt on pal. We've all seen "Cops".
and we all know the guy without a shirt is the one that goes.
Any Tiger jokes are welcome, don't be too mean and be sharp!

I hear Tiger Woods is no longer a Tiger...now he's a "Cheat-ah..."




What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stopped at 3 ho's....

Ok, so picture a classroom full of 3rd graders....

The teacher is talking about famous speeches in history. She says, "Ok class, who can tell me who said 'I have a dream'".

Little Timmy knows the answer and is about to say it when Little Suzy blurts out, "I know, I know! Martin Luther King!"

"Very good Suzy!" the teacher replies. "Now, who knows who said 'Four score and seven years ago?"

Again, Little Timmy is about to speak up when Little Mary pipes in, "Abraham Lincoln!"

"Very good Mary!" the teacher replies. "Who said 'One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind?"

Little Timmy knows the answer, but Little Sarah beats him to the punch, "Neil Armstrong!"

"Very good Sarah!" replies the teacher.

Little Timmy is now very upset and blurts out, "Damn, I wish these bitches would shut the hell up!"

The teacher says, "Who said that?"

Little Suzy blurts out, "Tiger Woods!"