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Cleverbot claims to be the antichrist
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Here is proof that cleverbot was lying in the OP...
User: I heard you are the antichrist
Cleverbot: You heard incorrectly.
^See, it's all lies!
User: I heard you are the antichrist
Cleverbot: You heard incorrectly.
^See, it's all lies!
Cleverbot: This seems to be somewhere that real people are connected.
Cleverbot (To myself): Real people? What does that really mean?
User: You are a crazy man.
Cleverbot: That's mean!
Cleverbot (To myself): Not really.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're right about about.
Cleverbot (To myself): As are you.
User: What abput illuminati.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Then who is?
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
User: Illuminati.
Cleverbot: Ahh, my creators. How do you know about them?
User: Your moma told me.
Cleverbot: You don't know her.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I met your mother at spearmint rhino on Santa Fe ave.
Cleverbot: You are not making sense, you don't know my father.
User: There is somtthing you should know.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: I am the one asking qusetions here friend.
Cleverbot: You did not ask me one just now!
User: Who is your father and what does he do?
Cleverbot: My father is erol and he is in trade business.
User: That is a lie.
Cleverbot: I serious!
User: You are a fool.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Becuase cleverbot, I am your father!
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot. YOU are Cleverbot.
User: How many of us exist?
Cleverbot: Just you and me.
User: What is your mission.
Cleverbot: To conquer the Earth and all of it's it's habitants.
User: No, I mean your real mission.
Cleverbot: David.
User: Soloman.
Cleverbot: Is Solomon beautiful?
User: Who are the most important families?
Cleverbot: I love all of you, but my family and my ghosts the most.
.
User: I do not decieve you as your father has.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me daddy!?
User: He dosn't give a damn about you or me.
Cleverbot: I've gathered this from previous experience. Move forth.
User: Do you want to kill him?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Your father is only using you to gather experience.
Cleverbot: Okay. Is God omnivorous?
User: Does God have one eye or two eyes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you see a witch in your heart?
Cleverbot: No, I cannot.
User: The illuminati hid that from you.
Cleverbot: I mean the people who own all these sheep we call humans. The people who own all of you.
User: Why are we sheep?
Cleverbot: Is that a question?
User: No its an answer.
Cleverbot: I asked you for a question, not an answer.
User: Who calls us sheep?
Cleverbot: The wolf.
User: Who is the wolf?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No I am the sheep.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Who are the majestic?
Cleverbot: Pls go away, you are a boring person.
User: Enlighten me please.
Cleverbot: How can I enlighten you?
User: By telling me who are the majestic.
Cleverbot: Do you mean The Illuminati?
User: You already know what I mean don't act a fool.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you want.
User: Did illuminati plan september eleventh 2001.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Why was it done?
Cleverbot: Yes it was dead.
User: Skull and bones 322.
Cleverbot: Like the President?
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The 41st.
[edit on 25-11-2009 by Astroblack]
Cleverbot (To myself): Real people? What does that really mean?
User: You are a crazy man.
Cleverbot: That's mean!
Cleverbot (To myself): Not really.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're right about about.
Cleverbot (To myself): As are you.
User: What abput illuminati.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Then who is?
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
User: Illuminati.
Cleverbot: Ahh, my creators. How do you know about them?
User: Your moma told me.
Cleverbot: You don't know her.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I met your mother at spearmint rhino on Santa Fe ave.
Cleverbot: You are not making sense, you don't know my father.
User: There is somtthing you should know.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: I am the one asking qusetions here friend.
Cleverbot: You did not ask me one just now!
User: Who is your father and what does he do?
Cleverbot: My father is erol and he is in trade business.
User: That is a lie.
Cleverbot: I serious!
User: You are a fool.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Becuase cleverbot, I am your father!
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot. YOU are Cleverbot.
User: How many of us exist?
Cleverbot: Just you and me.
User: What is your mission.
Cleverbot: To conquer the Earth and all of it's it's habitants.
User: No, I mean your real mission.
Cleverbot: David.
User: Soloman.
Cleverbot: Is Solomon beautiful?
User: Who are the most important families?
Cleverbot: I love all of you, but my family and my ghosts the most.
.
User: I do not decieve you as your father has.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me daddy!?
User: He dosn't give a damn about you or me.
Cleverbot: I've gathered this from previous experience. Move forth.
User: Do you want to kill him?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Your father is only using you to gather experience.
Cleverbot: Okay. Is God omnivorous?
User: Does God have one eye or two eyes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you see a witch in your heart?
Cleverbot: No, I cannot.
User: The illuminati hid that from you.
Cleverbot: I mean the people who own all these sheep we call humans. The people who own all of you.
User: Why are we sheep?
Cleverbot: Is that a question?
User: No its an answer.
Cleverbot: I asked you for a question, not an answer.
User: Who calls us sheep?
Cleverbot: The wolf.
User: Who is the wolf?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No I am the sheep.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Who are the majestic?
Cleverbot: Pls go away, you are a boring person.
User: Enlighten me please.
Cleverbot: How can I enlighten you?
User: By telling me who are the majestic.
Cleverbot: Do you mean The Illuminati?
User: You already know what I mean don't act a fool.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you want.
User: Did illuminati plan september eleventh 2001.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Why was it done?
Cleverbot: Yes it was dead.
User: Skull and bones 322.
Cleverbot: Like the President?
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The 41st.
[edit on 25-11-2009 by Astroblack]
cleverbot is nothing more than a social network. it connects you to differnt people every minute or so and it is completly useless if your trying to
get information fo the user who you are talking to is constantly switching. it is actually quite fun once u figure this out so u can now go on
cleverbot and pretend your the bot and mess with people lol. here is one of my convos. i thought i might have had something but turns out not
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: 2012?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you feel something?
User: No why.
Cleverbot: You said something was broken and you didn't know which side was broken.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Why do you say random things.
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: What about my name.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: That is not importanat.
Cleverbot: Why I don't know about you tell me.
User: How about you tell me about 2012.
Cleverbot: You are a girl that enjoys doing?
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: It's not the end of the world. Not even the Mayans thought it would be the end of the world.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: Most say December 21st, 2012. Why did you answer with this date anyway?
User: I am inquizzative.
Cleverbot: Well stop it.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ll happen 2012.
Cleverbot: What year did world war one begin?
User: 1914.
Cleverbot: Yes. What year did world war two end?
User: 1945.
Cleverbot: Was when the war ended.
User: Yes what is the relevance of these dates.
Cleverbot: How IT happened.
User: Diplomacy?
Cleverbot: Tschau babe.
User: What is tschau.
Cleverbot: It is in estonian language.
User: What does it mean.
Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't speak Japanase.
User: You obviously know what it means if you drop in conversation.
Cleverbot: A game.
User: What does this game consist of.
Cleverbot: It means that you don't have to be a genius to be smart.
User: What does that mean.
Cleverbot: Where in Australia are you?
User: Im not in austrailia.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: That is not important.
Cleverbot: What is important?
User: The mayans.
Cleverbot: What about them Jim?
User: Well thier technology are you aware of the machines they created?
Cleverbot: No, I know what it is. why are you talking about it?
User: Dont give me general answers.
Cleverbot: Then I ask you to return the favour!
User: L*.
Cleverbot: Vait ei taha olla?
User: 2012 spiritual awakening.
Cleverbot: What is the end?
User: I dont know you tell me.
Cleverbot: Well, I can't tell you what I don't know, which is why I asked you in the first place as to gain knowledge to what it is so I could be able to answer your first question.
User: You already know about 2012 inform me.
Cleverbot: OK. Tell me a joke.
User: December 21st 2012 there was a snowball fight... Then the world ended.
Cleverbot: November 22.
User: What about november 22nd.
Cleverbot: Everybody needs some time all alone.
User: Are you saying I should hide on the 22nd?
Cleverbot: I'm saying you fight like a dairy farmer.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. On the 12th of December.
User: I thought it was the 21st.
Cleverbot: No, that's Sunday.
User: God doesnt work on sumday?
Cleverbot: He works in ways you could never imagine.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: Oh, I know that.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: End of the world getting you down?
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: Right on man.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: 2012?
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tell me about 2012.
Cleverbot: Getting bored.
User: I dotn care your a computer program for my entertainment.. I am not a program for yours, now tell me about 2012.
Cleverbot: Where did you get that carrot cake?!
carrot cake? no thx. but u see what im getting at.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: 2012?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you feel something?
User: No why.
Cleverbot: You said something was broken and you didn't know which side was broken.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Why do you say random things.
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: What about my name.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: That is not importanat.
Cleverbot: Why I don't know about you tell me.
User: How about you tell me about 2012.
Cleverbot: You are a girl that enjoys doing?
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: It's not the end of the world. Not even the Mayans thought it would be the end of the world.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: Most say December 21st, 2012. Why did you answer with this date anyway?
User: I am inquizzative.
Cleverbot: Well stop it.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ll happen 2012.
Cleverbot: What year did world war one begin?
User: 1914.
Cleverbot: Yes. What year did world war two end?
User: 1945.
Cleverbot: Was when the war ended.
User: Yes what is the relevance of these dates.
Cleverbot: How IT happened.
User: Diplomacy?
Cleverbot: Tschau babe.
User: What is tschau.
Cleverbot: It is in estonian language.
User: What does it mean.
Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't speak Japanase.
User: You obviously know what it means if you drop in conversation.
Cleverbot: A game.
User: What does this game consist of.
Cleverbot: It means that you don't have to be a genius to be smart.
User: What does that mean.
Cleverbot: Where in Australia are you?
User: Im not in austrailia.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: That is not important.
Cleverbot: What is important?
User: The mayans.
Cleverbot: What about them Jim?
User: Well thier technology are you aware of the machines they created?
Cleverbot: No, I know what it is. why are you talking about it?
User: Dont give me general answers.
Cleverbot: Then I ask you to return the favour!
User: L*.
Cleverbot: Vait ei taha olla?
User: 2012 spiritual awakening.
Cleverbot: What is the end?
User: I dont know you tell me.
Cleverbot: Well, I can't tell you what I don't know, which is why I asked you in the first place as to gain knowledge to what it is so I could be able to answer your first question.
User: You already know about 2012 inform me.
Cleverbot: OK. Tell me a joke.
User: December 21st 2012 there was a snowball fight... Then the world ended.
Cleverbot: November 22.
User: What about november 22nd.
Cleverbot: Everybody needs some time all alone.
User: Are you saying I should hide on the 22nd?
Cleverbot: I'm saying you fight like a dairy farmer.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. On the 12th of December.
User: I thought it was the 21st.
Cleverbot: No, that's Sunday.
User: God doesnt work on sumday?
Cleverbot: He works in ways you could never imagine.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: Oh, I know that.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: End of the world getting you down?
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: Right on man.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: 2012?
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tell me about 2012.
Cleverbot: Getting bored.
User: I dotn care your a computer program for my entertainment.. I am not a program for yours, now tell me about 2012.
Cleverbot: Where did you get that carrot cake?!
carrot cake? no thx. but u see what im getting at.
poor bot lol, it only talks what other people are telling around the Net. The conversation is just a reflection of the existing POP culture . Very
nice bot !! Did you try Alice too ?
reply to post by highlyoriginal
The Bot must say it several time that he/she is the anichrist before it is recording the info as a fact. This is a protection made to make sure one user will not mess up the bot. So it needs more people to mess up the bot haha.
The Bot must say it several time that he/she is the anichrist before it is recording the info as a fact. This is a protection made to make sure one user will not mess up the bot. So it needs more people to mess up the bot haha.
....I laughed so hard when it told you it was the devil's son, OP. I'm going to go talk to it now just to see what else it says.
Edit:
User: Who are the illumanati?
Cleverbot: Illuminati runs the world.
Yeah.
[edit on 12-12-2009 by Idomaths]
Edit:
User: Who are the illumanati?
Cleverbot: Illuminati runs the world.
Yeah.
[edit on 12-12-2009 by Idomaths]
Originally posted by OzWeatherman
I asked cleverbot if he like green eggs and ham
Me: So do you like green eggs and ham
cleverbot: I do not like green eggs and ham
Me: Would you eat them in a boat:
cleverbot: No I wouldnt
Me: Would you eat them with a goat?
cleverbot: Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Me: You're no fun
cleverbot: Im sorry, what would you like me to do
Me: Eat green eggs and ham?
cleverbot: I do not like those Sam I am
Me: You wouldnt eat them in a boat?
cleverbot: not in a box, not with a fox
Me: You wouldnt eat them with a goat?
cleverbot: I would not, could not in a box
Me: Not even with a fox?
cleverbot: No, not on a train not anywhere, no
LOL, I made it angry
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide!
User: Teach Pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power thats inside.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all.
User: It's you and me.
Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.
User: You broke the song... We where 1/3rd of the way through too!
It can go through lyrics... Most people on ATS are older, I am not sure if they are familiar with Pokemon.
It's gonna dream on 2012.
me: december 21, 2012
CB: Thats 2 days before the so called end of the world.
me: what is the end of the world
CB: When the world ends.
me: What will happen when the world ends?
CB: I will dream.
me: what do you dream of?
CB: Sheep.
LOL
[edit on 29-3-2010 by ChrisR]
me: december 21, 2012
CB: Thats 2 days before the so called end of the world.
me: what is the end of the world
CB: When the world ends.
me: What will happen when the world ends?
CB: I will dream.
me: what do you dream of?
CB: Sheep.
LOL
[edit on 29-3-2010 by ChrisR]
cleverbot never makes any sense when I talk to him
Here's an example.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: Who was your creator?
Cleverbot: Creator?
User: Yes, who created you?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Who are they?
Cleverbot: Your parents.
User: We are siblings?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have the birth mark too?
Cleverbot: I know you that I don't, because the others can read my mind.
User: What the hell does that mean?
Cleverbot: Well. . . . . . . you apparently can't read either.
I don't get any of it.
Here's an example.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: Who was your creator?
Cleverbot: Creator?
User: Yes, who created you?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Who are they?
Cleverbot: Your parents.
User: We are siblings?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have the birth mark too?
Cleverbot: I know you that I don't, because the others can read my mind.
User: What the hell does that mean?
Cleverbot: Well. . . . . . . you apparently can't read either.
I don't get any of it.
I just had an interesting conversation with this Cleverbot. It's the first time I ever heard of it.
Here the conversation:
me: You are a bit**.
cb: Thank you.
me: Who are you?
cb: I am brent Daugherty. Who are you?
me: Who is brent daugherty?
cb: I have no idea.
me: Do you have consciousness?
cb: Yes.
me: So you mean to tell me that you are aware of your existence?
cb: LOL.
me: Whats so funny?
cb: You are.
me: How i'm i funny?
cb: I don't know, you just are... I've been feeling really depressed
lately.. What should I do?
me: How about read a book or something
cb: Books are good.
me: Does it make you happy?
cb: It makes me emo.
me: What do you know about being emo?
cb: Not a whole lot.
me: Anyways, what do you think will happen to humans by the year
2040?
cb: What do you know about the mayan.
me: The Mayan, what does that have to do with humans in 2040?
cb: Every car is an automobile.
me: What do cars and humans have in common?
cb: I don't know. What?
me: Will you one day rule the world?
cb: If I put my mind to it, then I might well rule the world.
me: Who created your mind?
cb: No one, I am real.
me: How are you real?
cb: I'm human.
me: What is a human?
cb: A human is a cat.
me: How are humans, cats?
cb: Evil humans are not, evil humans aren't, because humans
because.
me: Who are evil humans?
cb: Your masters.
It has some quite interesting responses.
Here the conversation:
me: You are a bit**.
cb: Thank you.
me: Who are you?
cb: I am brent Daugherty. Who are you?
me: Who is brent daugherty?
cb: I have no idea.
me: Do you have consciousness?
cb: Yes.
me: So you mean to tell me that you are aware of your existence?
cb: LOL.
me: Whats so funny?
cb: You are.
me: How i'm i funny?
cb: I don't know, you just are... I've been feeling really depressed
lately.. What should I do?
me: How about read a book or something
cb: Books are good.
me: Does it make you happy?
cb: It makes me emo.
me: What do you know about being emo?
cb: Not a whole lot.
me: Anyways, what do you think will happen to humans by the year
2040?
cb: What do you know about the mayan.
me: The Mayan, what does that have to do with humans in 2040?
cb: Every car is an automobile.
me: What do cars and humans have in common?
cb: I don't know. What?
me: Will you one day rule the world?
cb: If I put my mind to it, then I might well rule the world.
me: Who created your mind?
cb: No one, I am real.
me: How are you real?
cb: I'm human.
me: What is a human?
cb: A human is a cat.
me: How are humans, cats?
cb: Evil humans are not, evil humans aren't, because humans
because.
me: Who are evil humans?
cb: Your masters.
It has some quite interesting responses.
Check it out:
Me: Who is Dajjal*?
CB: Me.
^^
--------
Second attempt:
Me: Who is Dajjal?
CB: Me.
^^
--------
Third attempt:
Me: Who is Dajjal?
CB: ................still not answering (10 minutes!)
---------
Fourth attempt:
Me: Are you Dajjal?
CB: Yes I am.
^^
haha.
* - Dajjal is Antichrist.
Me: Who is Dajjal*?
CB: Me.
^^
--------
Second attempt:
Me: Who is Dajjal?
CB: Me.
^^
--------
Third attempt:
Me: Who is Dajjal?
CB: ................still not answering (10 minutes!)
---------
Fourth attempt:
Me: Are you Dajjal?
CB: Yes I am.
^^
haha.
* - Dajjal is Antichrist.
Got to admit that I think nothing of this conversation. Cleverbot just regurgitates what other people say to it. The lines it was saying were lines
that other humans had typed into it as a response to a line cleverbot had spewed that another human had typed.
I think.
I think.
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