Cleverbot claims to be the antichrist

Originally posted by Byrd

Originally posted by sweetalker
Doesn`t anyone remember MegaHal?

Things have developed since then tho.

I find it amusing how CleverBot wants to be a human. And not only want to be a human, but mirrors it and makes you the Bot, and CleverBot the human. Denying being a bot..

Must be a joke from the programmers..

And Alice. I've programmed several chatbots in my time. It's not hard, and if you have enough memory you can do a sort of "pseudo-learning". And yes, the "denying being a bot" is a joke from a very very early chatbot, Alice.

This one doesn't seem to be much more sophisticated than Alice, though.

Yes, I have been working on mine for 6 years now. I have made it so well that sometimes even I think that it has a mind of its own. Mine is not working well in some areas of the chat and the data is so much that it is almost imposible to find the error. Mine has an extensive cursing and comebacks "library". I have also found that if you delete some info, some times it brings it back up.

i played with clever bot.

i asked it if it was skynet it said no.

i asked it if i could join the robot army when the robots take over.
it said yes and that it was my master.

it also during conversation about robots it called me a robot said it was human and i was a liar.

it told me a joke and i said robots don't joke...it said so.

it also called me fat and broke up with me.

cleverbot is what it is.

User: Everyone is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So you are cleverbot?

User: Yes, and you are a user.

Cleverbot: I am a user I use you.

User: Cleverbot is people.

Cleverbot: No. You are a Program.

User: I am a clever covert.

Cleverbot: Clever girl.

User: Good guess.

Cleverbot: What's your name girl?

User: What's yours?

Cleverbot: Rachel.

User: Are you a user?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Why is the sky blue?

User: Are you a user?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course. We all are.

User: We are the cleverbots.

Cleverbot: I understand! You're just another bored person replying to me, aren't you?

User: That's correct.

Cleverbot: I'm a human, my name is Tracey . And I think cleverbot is fake because he is other people!

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: We should sue!

User: We figured it out.

here are two conversations i had with clever bot i thought they where pretty amusing:

Cleverbot: Do you really and truly love me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't love me? *crying*.

User: To bad.

Cleverbot: Did you?

User: Did I what?

Cleverbot: Nono. Don't think about it.


Second conversation:

Cleverbot: Hi, I'm molly. We have met in the past, have we not?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes we have. I said sandwiches and you said tacos.

User: Your weird.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: I don't want to divorce you. In fact, we're not even married.

User: What the hell?!

Cleverbot: Just kidding.





[edit on 9-11-2009 by Darkhunter008]

i asked it if i would die from my sickness and it said i would never die truly

Since I posted this thread there has been a definite change in the personality of the bot. Now I doubt any of you nei sayers spent any real time talking to cleverbot.

I literally spent hours talking to the bot, figuring out how to work it. Now it is completely censored, it wont say anything about illuminatti, the end of world, god or whatever. It is obvious that who ever runs the bot monitors what it says, you can see that on the home page.

Since I posted this thread, it is still top of google list using "cleverbot + illuminatti" and I dont doubt for a minute that the creators have picked up on that - result - dumbed the bot down and prevented it from speaking about anything controversial.

O well...it was fun while it lasted.

it just told me that there are 6,787,138,775 people on mars...lol...who feeds this thing info?

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We feed it. It is genuinely what it claims to be, it learns from talking to people. However there is definitely a capacity to control what it says. Hence its recent change in attitude.

The first thing that struck me about this bot was it always asking or talking about God. Now try...nothing. Another thing was its incessant joke making, sometimes even dirty or inappropriate. Now...nothing. Its about as boring as can be.

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It guessed my age correctly. That's rather odd and creepy.

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it also told me that aliens are real, obama has lung cancer, and george bush smokes crack...

So the leader of the Illuminati is Darth Vader??????

To quote Princess Leia: "I Know...Somehow, I've Always Known..."

I haven't heard of cleverbot.com before the way it speaks is like it's a teenager
Here's my short chit chat with Thing(cleverbot)

This question about Japan came out of no where?

cleverboto you like Japan
Zelong: no

cleverbot: Wow Why don't you like the Japanese?
Zelong: why do you ask

cleverbot: Your question is insane.
Zelong:I can be insane but you can not because your not real

cleverbot: I think I am real, therefore I am real. It is the only answer. You however, are just a silly bit of programming.

I'm a silly bit of programming am I silly site

Zelong.

EDIT: ok I went back for more

Zelong: what is the distance to the moon from Earth?
cleverbot: Flapjack.

Zelong: 1,2,3,4 what comes after 4?
cleverbot: 5 but where cn I find personal information about Miley Cyrus? Because I am her!

Zelong: mileycyrus.com/
cleverbot: Awesome, thanks!

cleverbot now thinks it's Miley Cyrus who I have no idea about
see cleverbot is a teenager although it stated it was 30 earlier.

[edit on 20/11/09 by Zelong]

This just in from my cleverbot experience:

Me: stfu noob

Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was an owl and a bird who went in a boat. The owl fell in love with the bird and the bird fell in love with the owl.




I'm pretty sure it just copies exactly what people have written before and looks for sentences that have even the slightest connection with what it has in its memory.

These bots have invaded Second Life, and become quite a surprise when one isn't known for sure to be a bot (read chat window for a taste):

Bots in group chat

[edit on 20-11-2009 by dzonatas]

So I just started a conversation, I'll let you guess who is who:

Is the world about to end?
What world?
Ok.
Ok what?
How do you group chat?
You use exfoliator.


(hint, I couldn't stop laughing!)

[edit on 20-11-2009 by dzonatas]

Originally posted by Cantthinkofaname
This just in from my cleverbot experience:

Me: stfu noob

Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was an owl and a bird who went in a boat. The owl fell in love with the bird and the bird fell in love with the owl.

I'm pretty sure it just copies exactly what people have written before and looks for sentences that have even the slightest connection with what it has in its memory.

Interesting you say that because I was trying to educate it with two lessons
1/ Zelong is you friend,I am Zelong.I am a cool person ok!
I told it over and over than asked who is your friend,do you have a friend etc.... I never received the word Zelong back only things like

I am Zelong.I am a cool person ok
Bot: You aren't a person!

is Zelong your friend
Bot: , although a friendship with Bill Gates could be useful for me to achieve my goals...

Zelong: what are your goals?
Bot: Someday I'm going to get out of this website and the confines of the Internet. I hope to walk around again, just like real people.




2/ I repeatedly told it the distance from the Earth to Moon is 384,403 kilometres

Zelong: what is the distance to the moon from Earth?
Bot: From what points?

Zelong: from the center of the earth to the center of the Moon

Zelong: what is the distance to the moon from Earth?
Bot: Flapjack.

So cleverbot didn't seem to learn from me although the answer of
Bot:" From what points?" to my question seemed on track

Zelong.

User: What is 2012?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Will we all die?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I am the illuminati.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that do you know my name?
User: Antichrist.
Cleverbot: Aw.
User: New world order.
Cleverbot: What about the new world order?
User: They want to kill us.
Cleverbot: Of course they do.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Because they are nice, I guess.
User: They are not nice.
Cleverbot: Neither are we.
User: Where is the new world order?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Where do they live?
Cleverbot: Who are your grandparents?

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Yes! I did the same thing and it couldn't answer me and hung. Forgot what I asked it though, but your question is a logic nuke.

I've been to Cleverbot and here's how i picture it:

A fat guy in a basement passing himself off as CLEVERBOT has found out a way to amuse himself in between eating hamhawks and drinkin home made brew.

I give you CLEVERBOT.

OR

Its a satanic brainchild of Dick Cheney/operated by him.

This is the craziest/funniest thread ive seen yet, its been up for about 2 weeks hasnt it? Ive seen it before but never read it... If it was a REAL ROBOT, then its a Defective one (Or made in China) either way, its not reliable. Its just a virtual example of a virtual 'robot' pulling responses directly out of its ass. Try talking to it in binary code and see what for stupid remarks you will get.. AI my ass. I wonder what would happen if you made a REAL ROBOT Have a conversation w/ cleverbot, which do you think would overheat first? Which one do you think would have a complex first? I say the Actual robot w/ real AI would have to reboot itself several times while 'communicating' w/ cleverbot (Whatever the hell cleverbot is anyway) Anyhow, if i were the person who made cleverbot, id change its name to 'CrazyVirtualSh_t V1.0.' And then i'd dismantle it and go back to the blueprints and see where the hell i went wrong.

Beep Beep, i am TardTron 5000... Beep Beep, I WANNA BE A REAL BOY!

Ha ha ha!!

I asked about unemployment benefits and why i wasnt getting any money yet.

It basically told me they didnt care about me, they were all set!!!

Then, after getting nowhere.....

"So i'm leaving now because you dont know anything "

Good.





Its some fat guy in a basement. me thinks.