Jesus's Face Spotted in Ikea, Glasgow

I came in expecting a joke picture or something equally ridiculous.

I leave satisfied. Nothing to see here 'cept some cool tree trying to mess with some christians.

personally i say its santa

Originally posted by Republican08
Maybe not jesus, but more or less that white bearded dude from Lord of the Rings.

Definitely him.

Now maybe if we pull back the wood... we'll find the ring....

Have to agree with this post. looks like gandolf, I think thats his name

By the gods! its a vinear print! just doubled and it resembles Jeebus as much as elvis does. if anything I would say its a closer proximity to the so-called green man, or better yet... a neat pattern in fake wood.

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Took the words right out of my mouth. A tall, skinny flowing haired white guy Jesus was not...

This thread is kin hilarious! Thanks all
I hope that bog becomes a site of pilgrimage... for those with gastro-intestinal problems perhaps.

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Ohhh yes! Jesus spotted somewhere else- I little like the sightings of Elvis we have all been privy to over the years.
1: How does anyone alive know what he even looked like?
2: Wasn't he ascended to heaven?
3: This is becoming like the 'Cheese Sandwich Mary'!

Its a good yarn, yet ridiculously will have many of the 'Flock' nodding their heads in approval/joy.
For the 'Die-hard' I've included another contemporary 'Christ ' sighting:

As seen by artist Andreas Serrano.

Sorry, I see the act of sodomy.. no Jesus here.

Originally posted by HankMcCoy Sorry, I see the act of sodomy.. no Jesus here.

Unless that's Jesus' favourite cottage. Wasn't James the disciple Jesus loved? Hmm, all makes sense now...