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Originally posted by dragonsmusic
reply to post by wdkirk
if only elvis had routinely participated in routine digestive tract cleansing he would not have died embarassingly fat, a pawn to his controllers, and all while sh@#$ing on the pot. (well he still would have been a pawn, but he would have been a skinny and healthy pawn, and possibly saved his own name from becoming a metaphor for someone with huge potential but that ultimately self destructs in the end) elvis met his end because he had problems with his end
Originally posted by Asktheanimals
Story is they got confused and used the hot rocks from the sweat bath and appplied them for the colon cleansing. Unfortuantely, the dolphin consciousness simply could spray enough water to save those poor as$$$$$s.
It kills me that people have that kind of money to waste while others are being kicked out of their homes after being laid off. I hope I dont sound overly sympathetic here.
Originally posted by D.E.M.
And people wonder why these things get looked at wierdly. Seriously, if you are crazed enough to pay up to $10,000 to put your life in the hands of someone who will "Harness the spirit of a Dolphin" to heal you, aren't you getting what you deserve if you die in the process?
It's harsh, but Natural Selection and Darwinism don't really care about feelings. If you are this dumb, you are going to die.
news.bbc.co.uk
(visit the link for the full news article)
Originally posted by detachedindividual
reply to post by D.E.M.
Pseudo-Spiritualism gone mad.
This is built by people moving away from organised religion, but not trusting themselves or their own thoughts and emotions enough to do without the external control.
They still need someone to tell them how to be spiritual.
And it is very sad and pathetic to see.
But, a few less idiots in the world = good for the rest of us!
Natural selection.
Originally posted by RoofMonkey
I'm guessing that they used the wrong rocks.
If I remember correctly... certain rocks.. when heated really hot, emit carbon monoxide when doused with water.
It was in a plot of Columbo™ from years ago. I think it's rocks containing calcium carbonate... such as limestone or marble.
And carbon monoxide tends to accumulate in your body when you inhale it... see, it bonds to the hemoglobin more strongly than oxygen, and takes a while to leave your system. So in essence, your cells wind up suffocating.
[edit on 9-10-2009 by RoofMonkey]
Plastic shamans are also believed to be dangerous because they give people false ideas about traditional spirituality and ceremonies. For example, people have been injured, and some have died, in fraudulent sweat lodge ceremonies.
A 37-year-old Caucasian male died of dehydration and heat exposure following a sweat lodge ceremony in outback Australia.
Originally posted by dragonsmusic
reply to post by wdkirk
ok, man , you do that. do it while you're busy channeling the king, man. do it while you cleanse your colon and eat peanut butter and bananas.like that picture? you kicking me in the butt while you channel elvis, cleanse your colon, and eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches?
i was observing the reality of what elvis experienced. how he ended up. only writing the truth mate. just a messenger. didn't you just write those words about not shooting the messenger, ? it's ironic regardless of the fact that you were being retarded when you wrote it.
Originally posted by Retseh
The BBC is reporting this ??!!!???
Two accidental deaths at an obscure US resort makes national British news??
Are those people obsessed with us or what.