What is your profession. For ATS members!

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You are a magician then??

Me and my little bunny.

Originally posted by tribewilder
reply to post by kosmicjack

 

You are a magician then??

HAHAHAHA!!

Very quick

I retired frrom the Auto Industry in 2002. I got bored sitting around and now pack boxes in a Print Shop.
I suggest a hobby before you retire so you have something to occupy your time. If I had one, I'd not be working now.

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by Maddogkull

 

I'm an irony pimp

Not to mention a BS artist, unmotivational speaker and sarcasm extraordinaire

[edit on 26/9/2009 by OzWeatherman]

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dunno im gonna try my psychic skills out here...
um im getting weather...
ummm desert
umm ausssie
ummm fragile earth

are you Bindi Irwin?>

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
reply to post by OzWeatherman

 

dunno im gonna try my psychic skills out here...
um im getting weather...
ummm desert
umm ausssie
ummm fragile earth

are you Bindi Irwin?>

No Im actually a giant emu with the ability to talk and launch weather balloons, not to mention type on a computer and solve mysteries

I've been writing professionally for three and a half years. I as laid off from my job as a technical writer for a large rental company in December '08. I began freelancing full-time in July '09.

I work in the Transport industry for the last 14 years

I own and operate a small sarcasm shop in Lubbock, Texas.

I am heavily involved in the Alien/Penguin hybrid program
~coughs... looks around~
NPO YAY.

I also create new forms of primitive life for fun and profit in my underground lair on the side.

Right now, I am a homemaker. When I was working, I was an Engineering Technician and CAD operator at Intel. My group designed mother boards and I designed the schematics, did board layout and simulation. I also built all the simulation components.

Before that I worked at GTE and Siemens Transmission Systems.

I sell books, and it's a great job!

Most of the time chatting to customers about all sorts of weird novels!

Yay!

I am and have been a government grunt for a long time testing and inspecting wells for potability. The sampling part, not running tests. Then I was a homemaker(hardest and most rewarding job but I needed to go back to work full time so now I am a secretary in a welfare office.

Unexotic dancer.

Tips suck for some reason.

I work tech support, looking at being a assistant instructor at the karate studio I go to once I reach black belt.

Originally posted by AugustusMasonicus


Unexotic dancer.

Tips suck for some reason.

lmao

Well unfortunately I am an exotic dancer but I wouldnt call it a profession..... Tips do suck... I was in retail management for years until got laid off so I went back to what I did when I first put myself through school. Before that I was a teachers asst in multi-ve at an Elementary School. Its been hard to find a normal job here in hot crappy FL. I am moving in a couple months and I cant wait since I will have a very good job when I move. I will be done with school sometime next year which will be great!

"Shoes......I sell womens shoes"

Originally posted by mblahnikluver
..... Tips do suck...

Have you tried using that pole thingy they put on the stage? I found that it works on occasion for me........




[edit on 29-9-2009 by AugustusMasonicus]

The exciting and lucrative world of contracting. Yes I always lie and act like it gets really exciting and that I get to sneak around in the back streets of Timbuktu, Mali trailing the Allah bomb. No actually I just get stuck with strategic forecasting and hypothetical collection management exercises and I am surrounded by defense geeks. Don't get me wrong it is better than working at Wal-Mart or some law firm but there is plenty of boredom and long hours.