It's time to unite the World: The Bi-hemisphere All-inclusive Legendary League of Sarcasm

Following the proposal of T.U.U.R.D., dropping A.S.S. with a swift W.I.P.E., while competing with P.I.S.S., we here at the Bi-hemisphere All-inclusive Legendary League of Sarcasm (B.A.L.L.S.) are hoping that all can meet with us here in the middle.

Now that the World has B.A.L.L.S., it can drop T.U.U.R.D., push A.S.S. aside and put a hold on P.I.S.S. (The N.S.S. never really caught on, and has had it's acronym called into question, hence why we have left it out).

It is our goal to achieve global harmony amongst those who speak fluent Sarcasm. So, don't be shy, come hang with B.A.L.L.S.!