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Originally posted by KSPigpen
It was all pretty blurry...there was a white light, a lot of pressure, a rush of cool air and then a smack on my butt. I didn't know how to react, so I cried. It sort of ticked me off.
Yup. Boring, plain ol human. No horns, no wings, no gills...I can't levitate, read your mind, bend a spoon, or communicate with jellyfish.
I'm pretty sure that I am from THIS time, THIS planet, THIS plane, THIS dimension and THIS vibrational resonance frequency. You know, that one that we're in RIGHT NOW.
I'm really pretty sure that none of my recent ancestors were reptilians, grays, centaurians, mermaids, chupacabras, or sasquatch(es). Of course, there are apparently hundreds of KNOWN alien species, but my mom had some pretty high standards, well at least that's what she said.
I'm actually pretty glad I'm human. I can't stand the taste of spoiled milk, my gonads are not under my arm and when I relieve myself, it's really only a question of the left hand, or the right hand.
Nope. Human here..smelly, hairy, gassy human.
[edit on 21-8-2009 by KSPigpen]
Originally posted by KSPigpen
reply to post by Yummy Freelunch
Oh....so elves don't have gas? Or hair? Or even odors? Lemme guess, you smell like lilac.
Originally posted by KSPigpen
Nope. Human here..smelly, hairy, gassy human.
[edit on 21-8-2009 by KSPigpen]
Originally posted by MissSmartypants
reply to post by Yummy Freelunch
Hi Yummy! I like your new avatar.
Second line.
Originally posted by tmayhew01
Im a unicorn, opps prolly shouldnt have posted... sorry