John Lennon Was Space Alien Sasquatch...???

I found this on a pretty cool site while looking for pictures of what Aliens might look like... Thought It was quite amusing, I had a bit of a laugh reading it.
In any case, here it is..

“Recent advances in the technology of film enhancement coupled with a Monte Carlo Biometric Gait Analysis lead irrevocably to the conclusion that the late Beatle John Lennon was a Space Alien,” states London-based researcher Nigel Smythe, PhD. “He had the ability to transmogrify into Sasquatch, and we now have proof that he was filmed in the Patterson [-Gimlin] film [of Bigfoot], as well as archival footage from the Abbey Road shoot.”

“We know the height of Paul McCartney and can accurately measure his shadow, and thusly we can calculate a ratio of physical height to shadow height. From this ratio we can calculate Bigfoot’s height as 196 centimeters [6 ft 5 in].” This height, by the way, is an exact match with that from expert analysis of the Patterson-Gimlin film.

“The important feature here is the gait analysis, that is, the lower half of the bodies. In the upper half is structurally different so [it] can not be analyzed; however their gaits present similar pedographically features and are suitable for a Monte Carlo Biometric Gait Analysis.”

Dr. Smythe presented series of graphics and concluded: “We used an eigenvalue iterative analysis to compare the 17 loci of anatomy (e.g., calf distention, mid-foot flexion, medial patellar luxation) from Lennon and Bigfoot. This renders an analysis not unlike DNA results in that we can assess the probability of match between two specimens. In this case there is a concordance value of 0.99673, which has a statistical probability of 1 in 74 quadrillion. Ladies and Gentlemen: Proof Positive that John Lennon and Bigfoot are one in the same.”

Heres the link to the site, for pictures of his 'supposed' transition.
arealiensreal.org...

What do all of you think of this...
I found it hillarious crock of.....but its a fun read.


[edit on 06/10/2009 by jinx880101]

You are right John Lennon was an alien, I think Yoko Ono was one too !
What about Michael Jackson? how about a thread on Michael Jackson was an alien? Hey, wait, that is already on ATS, MJ was reptilian or something like that !

What I would like to know, is why people mostly come up with stuff like this when peole are dead. I find it a tad disrepectfull. John Lennon was a cool guy, i like the beatles. If I wanted to say he was an alien I would most likely say he was of nordic descent or something more appealing. Definitely not a sasquatch. These people claim to have 'scientific fact' but as I read, it doesnt realy make sense.

Huh. Well, I think we shouldn't stop with just John Lennon. Maybe Deepak Chopra is actually a giant frog. No, really, look into his eyes and tell me he's not!

I was gonna say that some people (I mean the dudes who did the web page) have way too much free time on their hands, but then I realized that I'm sitting here reading the link and then commenting, so...

Funny stuff, thanks jinx880101!

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Whats funny is how they did a layover of john lennon over the sasquatch and use that of some kind of proof! OMG, they fit!!!