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Originally posted by Republican08
reply to post by Udontknowme
Dude, I wouldn't worry about it, women may say they hate us, but when it comes down to passion time at 12:00 I think they'd like a nice bod warmin up to them in bed.
Really how romanticizing could it be "hey doc, yeah just stick it up there lets see what happens, c'mon baby'.
Plus, who else is really going to build that patio deck?
Originally posted by drwizardphd
Because men serve no purpose other than to produce and implant sperm, right?
What's the opposite of misogyny? Or does such a term even exist? In any event I wouldn't worry about lesbians taking over the world and eliminating men.
I'm not completely sure about the implications of this, because honestly I don't understand all of the science behind it. I guess creating lab sperm is one step closer to human genetic engineering, which could be both terrible and excellent, depending on your perspective.
For me, I believe the natural way is usually the best way.
Originally posted by ProtoplasmicTraveler
Adam sat forlorn and despondent in the Garden of Eden when G-d happened by and said “Adam what is wrong?”
Adam replied “I am lonely G-d when you are not around I have no one to talk to, I wish there was another”
G-d in his great wisdom (and knowing he was getting to take a six thousand year vacation he no longer had the heart to tell Adam about) replied…”Adam you need a mate”.
Adam perked up a little and asked “A mate G-d? What is a mate?”
G-d replied “Adam you are a man whom I made in my own image, but I could make another for you who would not be a man but a woman to be your mate”
Adam perked up a little more and asked “What is a woman G-d?”
G-d replied “A woman is a fair and gentle beautiful creature, who is soft and sensual, loving and devoted, when you are tired she will soothe your brow and sing you to sleep, when you are aching she will massage your body and restore it to vigor, when you are hungry she will cook and prepare for you magnificent meals and serve them to you, she will always make mad passionate love to when ever you want, she will never demand anything of you and never argue with you or deny you any request, she will laugh at any joke you tell, always speak highly of you, never complain or cry, and will make your life here on Earth in my Garden of Eden complete”
“Wow” Adam replied “That sounds great…what does something like that cost G-d?”
G-d smiled wistfully and pondered this a moment and then replied “Oh probably an arm and a leg”
Adam was a bit taken back and thought a moment and replied “What can I get for a rib?”
The rest is history.
Don’t worry the New Coke idea didn’t go over well, people always want the Classic.
Originally posted by Udontknowme
Making fun of God?
Not a good idea.