X-rays show man pleasures himself with Barbie doll heads

A man recently showed up at the hospital complaining of abdominal cramps and x-rays revealed multiple barbie doll heads lodged in his lower bowel.

Heres the link and youll need to scroll about 8/10ths of the way down to find it

mentalimage.blogspot.com...

I wonder if the local wal-mart has barbie dolls missing there heads.........LOL

[Edited on 5-5-2004 by watcheroftheskies]

Freaking hillarious. I bet the proctologists have all the best party stories.

Well, I've heard of gerbils.
But, Barbie dolls. Whatever are peoplethinking

Not a ken doll head then? I thought perhaps somebody had pissed Banshee off!

Eww. Is one thing that comes to mind. I can't see the attraction with sticking things up there myself. But, different people enjoy different things.

Mmm, he gets his pleasure by excreting them. Yummy. [/sarcasm]


[Edited on 5-5-2004 by Zzub]

Zzub, I can even see the attraction of the gerbils, cuz they move. Although, the thought makes me queasy....

Whatever... makes... (eww)... you... happy, I guess...

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
Zzub, I can even see the attraction of the gerbils, cuz they move. Although, the thought makes me queasy....

i would guess its that nice hair of barbies that feels so good as it passes....LMAO

i'd have to vote that this thread be moved to the "urban legends" section of BTS. a blog is not a reliable source.

((btw, if the blog has a reference, my apoligies, but i cannot find the story anywhere in the blog as of yet))

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
Well, I've heard of gerbils.
But, Barbie dolls. Whatever are peoplethinking

WTF?!?!!?!?? GERBILS!?!?!???!??!? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by pineappleupsidedown
i'd have to vote that this thread be moved to the "urban legends" section of BTS. a blog is not a reliable source.

((btw, if the blog has a reference, my apoligies, but i cannot find the story anywhere in the blog as of yet))

This is also in a local issue of the creative loafing and is reported in the american roetenoligists monthly so it is genuine and not some line of crap...get it...?
line of crap !

This is disgusting. I'm gonna go barf.

if you know someone who personally has worked in emergency rooms for some time this incident could be considered more tame than others.

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
Well, I've heard of gerbils.

Maybe you watch South Park too much.

Originally posted by Bangin

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
Well, I've heard of gerbils.

Maybe you watch South Park too much.

There has been medical verification of coc aine poisoning thru the colon and lower bowel in which coc aine addicts no longer being able to get as high thru normal methods would attach a string to a gerbils tail and they would powder the gerbil with coc aine and then a small pipe with a tapered end was inserted and the gerbil would walk to the end of the pipe and enter lower colon and disperse the coc aine into the lower colon.

But where's the rest of the barbies?! Maybe they don't show up on the xray at all!

And just how many are 'multiple? Obviously more than just two or three!

Originally posted by watcheroftheskies
.....would attach a string to a gerbils tail and they would powder the gerbil with coc aine and then a small pipe with a tapered end was inserted and the gerbil would walk to the end of the pipe and enter lower colon and disperse the coc aine into the lower colon.

Now that's disturbing information! I suppose that's why they're called addicts.

Originally posted by iwouldificould
But where's the rest of the barbies?! Maybe they don't show up on the xray at all!

And just how many are 'multiple? Obviously more than just two or three!

im willing to bet the local target and walmart have got headless barbies ....the store employees are probably like ..."where are all the heads to theese barbie dolls"!!

Well, since we're on this subject check out this link
People do the craziest things.

Rectal Foreign Bodies

Originally posted by KillerD
Well, since we're on this subject check out this link

People do the craziest things.

Rectal Foreign Bodies

wow

How about the concrete enema !!!
you gotta be kidding me !!!...........and the picture of somebodies dentures up there is just outraegous

www.straightdope.com...


To quote: "In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick."

WTF ...