Welcome to Bilderberger, Home of the Bilderberger!

A small sketch I was planning to possibly record sometime in the future, let me know what you think...




**Father and young son pull up to Bilderberger**

Drive-through operator:

Welcome to Bilderberger sir, can i take your order please?

Driver:

Yes I'll have a large Bilderburger meal with North American Onions Police State Pickles... and ahhh... a side of FEMA Fries...

oh and ah...
ill need a little Bilderburger meal, no innocent blood please, hold the riot squad too.

Drive through operator:

Sure thing!

The little Bilderburger comes with a toy.

Did you want the handcuffs, the barcode slave, or the 'Bill the Bleeding Protestor' figurine?

Driver to son:

Well buddy, what you want?

Son (jumping around):

bleeding protester!!
bleeding protester!!
bleeding protester!!

Driver to operator:

We'll go with the bleeding protester.

Drive thru operator:

Great. Do you want your FEMA Fries Red listed or Blue listed?

Driver:

Ahh I'll go with the Red today, feeling pretty hungry.

Oh and also, I'll take a large Fluoride Freeze with Aspartame cream.

Drive-through operator:

Sure thing!

Sir would you like to donate 1 dollar to the 'Bilderburger Foundation,'
helping needy police in your area?

Your money would go to buy much needed stun guns, billy clubs, riot gear, and sound cannons to quell riots and unauthorized private gatherings.

Driver:

Of course, cops keep those damn human rights advocates outta the street, haven't seen one in a couple years!

Drive-through operator:

Fantastic, we really appreciate your business here at Bilderburger citizen #201568 and child #109588, pick up your order at the first barred window on the left.

Oh and sir, don't forget your living tax is due in 5 days.

Driver:
Oh I almost forgot, thanks a million!

**Driver pulls up to the second barred window**

Cashier

Here you go sir, one large Bilderburger with North American Onions, Red Listed FEMA fries, a Fluoride Freeze, and a little Bilderburger meal!

Oh, and I'm going to need to see your sons arm, your medical records show he needs at least 4 Baxter Buddy shots.

**Driver holds out sons arm, Cashier tries to prick him with needles**

**Son starts to cry**

Son:

I don't want them it hurts!

Cashier to son:

It's for the greater good buddy, now let me see that arm!

Driver to son:

Let her see your arm son, or I'm gonna talk to mom about sending you to Summer Re-Education camp.

Son:

O.K. Dad, I'll do it...

**Son puts out his arm, Cashier injects him with the 'Baxter Buddy' shots**

Cashier to son:

See buddy that wasn't too bad! Doesn't it feel good to get stuff for FREE?

**ALARMS GO OFF LOUDLY**

Loudspeaker:

WARNING! Unauthorized speech detected, word 'FREE' is a banned word! WARNING! Unauthorized speech detected....

Cashier:

Man this thing goes off all the time. Well here buddy, take these All-Seeing Eye band-aids, should help take the pain away from the shots!

Driver to son:

See son, look how nice everyone is when you pay attention and do what you're told...

Driver to cashier:

Hey do you know how to get back to the Fre.... I mean, highway from here?

Cashier to driver:

Sure thing! Go out of the parking lot and take a right when y..

Loudspeaker:

WARNING! Unauthorized speech detected, word 'RIGHT' is a banned word!
WARNING! Unauthorized....









[edit on 26-6-2009 by JipStix]

My god...I can totally see the little black kid, dread locks and all from keenan and kel giving that line!

SUMMER re-education camp... YEAHHHH someone used my idea...

Good god man this could be a DOR contest entry..JIPstix ...

I hate to say this (because your story is darn good and quite funny) but if you want it to be a Dor entry then I am sure you could just U2U Mrwupy about it...

It is quite funny. Great story.


"WARNING Illegal Speech detected" LOLOL

oh man.....I think I would love to see that Bilderburger sketch totally acted out...
maybe thats what the Fema Camps are really for huh??
Just add a drive through and your set