Stoned wallabies signal aliens (crop circle mystery solved)

Stoned wallabies signal aliens (crop circle mystery solved)

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TASMANIAN wallabies are breaking into the states poppy fields and getting high, the State Government has revealed.

The strange occurrence that was revealed in a Budget Estimates hearing, has also solved what some growers say has spurred a campfire legend about mysterious crop circles that appear in the state's poppy paddocks.

In true X-Files style, Attorney-General Lara Giddings said the drugged out wallabies had been found hopping around in circles squashing the poppies, creating the formations – and hence solving the mystery.

The wallabies are increasingly entering the fields and eating the poppy heads.

That causes them to get high and run around in circles creating "crop circles".

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[edit on 25-6-2009 by grover]

Well finally the mystery of crop circles has been solved. its a bunch of stoned Wallabies. I love it.

Its more probable than a bunch of aliens leaving cryptic messages via mashed down grain...

Or a gang of good ole boys playing pranks.

Finally we can put an end to all these silly crop circle threads.

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Animals love to get mashup. I love that little factoid. It makes me fel a whole lot better about loving alternative states of mind myself.


cats- cat nip
reindeeer - fly agaric mushrooms
wallabies - opium

I wonder if they have an equivellant to rave music......

Funny....

I am reminded of so long and thanks for all the fish.

Big box, little box, square; Big box, little box, squareBig box, little box, square

I can just see the Kangaroos raving now.....

Hi glad you posted this.
I herd this at the local pub when i was there for dinner.

How Australian this is could not stop laughing.

The thing I find funny is there is people out there who do this all natural

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SO amaybe all the crop circles in the UK are down to stoned wallabies as well? Thats so cool , I'm glad thats all cleared up for me, So the wallabies eat the poppies, get high , and then run around the field creating circular crop designs, wow I must try some poppies so I can get all creative.

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