{open mic >>>THE RAP WAR<<<}

huh, what
ya be steppin' up again
but I'm already pushin' you down,
Taurus when the # will you accept it..
your a clown!
#, just give me a sec,
I need some time - in'
I'm keepin you in lyrical check
with ma free- Rhyme - in
Knockin' you up with the beat
I'm sayin Taurus is weak
Couldn't catch the flow if it
jumped up and started to speak....
right in his face,
ya know it looks all screwed up
like somebone sprayed it with mace?
Oh #!
This guy looks like a shmuck!
Stepped int o the battleground
but I will >
< execute without a sound.
Taurus he fires a shot
but he misses cause I'm too hot
He got mind rot
Like any good rhymes he had he forgot
# bro why not smoke some pot?
You think I'm jelous of those jack off lyrics you got?
So take a step back, or raise up your game
I'll be doing the same,
can you keep up with the pace or are you
too
LAME

i said it before
ill say it again
dreamland is in alaska eatin penguin

i can get a badder chick for a little cheaper
get her in the bed like johnny go deeper
crazy like peter piper pumkin eater
im dangerous like the grim reaper

drillin domes like sherlock holmes
caddy full of shotguns and big ass chromes
dont you know im deadly homes?

wanna play me in bball ill tear you apart
beat you so bad youll be eatin my fart

you weak ill beat you down
you punk ass clown

leave you on a respirator for a weak
you weak
make you kiss my left butt cheek.

sorry dream land just had to say it

I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

Gonna get ya asses kicked
Nasty
Do it to your daddy, embarass your own family
Just 'cause you came in front of a kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

Use a giant drill
Bore straight into hell
Releasin ancient demons from a sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth
And get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
I said six, one-two Wharf Avenue
Six, one-two Wharf Avanue

This is me sitting
Dawn to dusk straight trippin
over
fairy tales and "Wild Dogs: Beware!" shows that
cloud my mind
and trickle time
down to mere seconds until I
press rewind on this hexical drip
im losin my grip on my sleek black remote as I
flip flip flip
channels whiz by
infomericals squeeze by
and tnt movies tear my
eyes up because bitch THEY KNOW DRAMA
so dont save it fo ya mama because shes watchin opra
eatin okra
until she chokes ya because youre
wasting away
your nights and days
with that sleek black remote
just flip flip flippin through your life
dag i just might turn out the lights
and watch one more hour
of i love the nineties power
or a special on the london tower
airing at 9:03
they say "Scatman, you crazy!"
i slap that ho and say dont be a baby
'im jsut damn lazy!
and you would be too
"how?"
if you were cookin these rhymes
"now?"
YES bitch right now dont you hear me screamin?
or are you too caught up in the air waves that be beamin from yo
26 incher flat screen tv
because thats me just sittin
day and night straight trippin on discovery channel
bitch

**********
my first ever rap! im so happy, did you llike the ending? id di, it seems a good way to end anything just say "bitch." at the end it its solid gold

I got mad flava, y'll don't even know,
comin on this board acting like you can flow
ya can't mess with the kid with the poppinfresh flava,
I'll steal your wife, do your daughter and your neighbor.
I'll have you runnin like kravitz, or hoppin like rabbitz,
none of you is better than me, dagnabitz!
I feast on rappers like it's Dawn of the Dead,
except it will take more than a bullet to the head,
to stop me from runnin and havin some fun an,
before the rhyme is over all of you will be done in.
Take a breath, look away, I know you need rest,
cuz it's hard damn work when you are reading the best.
As the name implies I chase the unknown,
and willnot stop until the cover's blown,
until the Bush regime is found to be frauded,
and the war on Iraq is found to be retawded,
and the WMD will never be revealed, the evidence is sealed.
and there will be no appeal.
So that's the real deal, yo, I'm ghost, I'm vapor.
Be good, or good at it, until my next caper......

Congrats on your first rap scat! Have you ever tried scatting? Anyways boys, this is suppose to be a war, where is all the uneccesary in yo' face freestyle rap flaming?

So
Scat I'll take your candy
an put it in a place you wont find dandy
cause you just can't handle me
you will see
this aint no three word story
and mig12 you really bore me
why not find a plane and fly away
so i don't gotta see you anyday
thats right
this freestylin' is startin ta get tight
bitches
ma freesytlin will be leavin you in stitches
just like when your brain itches
and you can't do #
cause it's rapped up in ya skull
and i'm flying high like a sea gull (thats right a sea gull)
way above the #
that all you mother #ers tryina say is legit

So heres a little lesson
earthtone aint a boy that you be messin'
and unlike you this aint no second guessin'
you had a shot
but lets face it you guys just aint hot
i'll get some pasta sauce and boil you up inside a pot
so remember!
this is a war
thats whats this threads for
so you dont like it?
take you # and move your ass right out the door.

damn, this is my third time to write this, my comp keeps shutting down so now, for the third time, ill try to rewrite this......

tone, what you be yeppin?
you n i aint gonna be stepping out that door
before i bust a few more moves on this floor
for you listening pleasure
this unmistakable measure
of a secod timers
rhymers with the big dogs
man this aint no follging
molly irish yank
this is wannabe hardcore swank
that will send chills down your spine
and through your sparklin eyes
to the last drip drops
from bottles of cheap wine
that are now scattered across someones apartment
with no plans to call tomorrow morning when you wake up with nothing,
nothing but bare sheets and cold feet
that got cold one night, 13 beers, and 7 minutes too late
and somehow this fun loving flow competition
has turned into me spitting out my deepest fears
and worst memories
its an emo melody im disguising in a hip hop body
so it seems that now is a great time to pick up and pack out
before i spill anymore cheap wine
all over this stained carpet floor
it seems that now is a great time
to take your advice and walk out that door......

i was the man in kindergarten
and a mac in first
a pimp in second grade
by third it was worse
a made man in the fourth
a don in the fith
had the teacher sellin stuff when i touched the 6th
7 8 and 9 whatever they had was mine
from 10th to 12th bling bling ya blind.

Im a P-I-M-P the m to tha a c-h-i-n-e
cadaillac baritz big bootiea and t__s
go 20 bad B______ with matchin outfits.

Promisin Thomas's when ya can't even cook toast,
look at all the suckas runnin on BTS just to boast,
about their rhymes, their skills, childhood crimes,
when most of them could couldn't even match Leann Rimes.
Oh, I went there and I can go farther,
than any sucker on this board so don't bother.
If you are looking for serial killers, go to Taurus,
He rhymes about blood and guts jst to bore us.
Newbie Scat tries real hard and it shows,
but brotha, ya need to learn how to flow,
or include a flashlight so I can find my way,
to the point of what you're tryin to say,
Earthtone, creator of the rap thread,
has a lot to say, but not much is said,
"I'm so and so and you are so wack,
it is Bush I will attack, until you attack back"
That's about the sound of what is goin down,
I'm postin on here witha bunch of clowns,
I didn't even mention that Jordan guy,
because his rhymes sound like they were written while high
I've got work to do, but I'll be back dont worry,
I'll wait for your responses, now, please hurry..

**Drops the mic and bows****

Your rymes sound like they were barked by a dog
you probably as ugly as a dead warthog

you probably hang out at gay bars
your a dog stop chasin UFO's and start chasin cars.

you got abducted by an alien
forgot your hat made of tin
and went to the loony bin.

you live in an alley in a cardboard hut
let in aliens put a probe in your butt
youd be better off playin putt-putt.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh you got served.

Machineguns and Jordans just don't mix,
you should quit now before gettin eighty-six'd
You ain't a baller, and you ain't a G,
I can picture you at home doin Tai Chi,
Your rhymes are on par, with the Edsel type car,
Lemons, they suck, as do you by far.
I know nothing of gay bars,
sounds like you're a gay bard,
don't try to play hard
or you will leave scarred..
Didn't need a tin hat as aliens were friendly
gave me enough money to buy me a Bentley,
One touch on my mobile they'll be here in a minute,
in their fly spaceship to take you up in it.
Tell em PoppinFresh sent me boss,
they'll give you the special: space salad toss.

Enjoy

This isnt a challenge coz i wont have time to respnd to any challengers but here goes:

Now dont try to hard, coz your gonna hear the thunder
SpecialasianX rolling rhymes from down under,
In the searing dry heat under the Aussie sun,
My rhymes will blow you like they do for everyone.

From out of my station, in a foriegn nation,
Aussie in heart, but blood is south east asian,
dont try to compare, you wont get anywhere
just cruising in the street, recieving death stares.

my lips are loose see, homies wanna to shoot me
coz i'm not in their crew, i'm rolling with the punk scene
breathing out rock, inhaling hip-hop,
feed me a beat and watch i'll never stop

so where you be at, with a beat thats so phat
D-J Fry he's knows just where its at.
With my crew, M-C P, and Baby Klan-Z
We ripping up the sounds of western sydney.

ufochaser
huh, Your chasin' dreams
you thinkin that your tight
but your breakin at the seams
I'll take away all that # you think you got
your going down
slap you in the mouth until you think that your mind has forgot....
---> how to rhyme.
#, your just wastin my time
and If you don't get it now
then i will re-re-rewind.

Cause i'm like rocky
you think that you can shock me
but i just take the blows that hit my face
then kick your ass back out to space
so you can chase a UFO
bro?
do my a favour a just go out the door.

And J machine gun...
Where did the name come from?
semi-automatic?
your about as weak as a handgun.
Whilst I be firing off my rounds
you don't hear a sound
the bullets hit you quick and your hitting the ground
Why not actually try and spit
Cause your "rapping" is #
like a little child that is having a fit.

Thats all I got for now
but I'll be back soon.
So guys should get some skills
and try and change your tune.







I'll assimilate your style
and throw it back six times harder

Ehh...best i could do this early

There aint no penguins in Alaska fool
Wny not spend the time spamming the rings forum and go back to school
While there why not learn a geography lesson?
Stop yer lame ass raping and pay attention
Right now the only mention of you in school is in history
Cuz yer "flows" such a mystery
Cant figure it out
Always changing around
Keep it straight for once
Then hit the ground
No one here is slinging weight
So shut the # up and stop the hate
None yall gon shoot anybody over some fake ass rhymes
Never gon waste somebodies lifelines
Back to MachineGunJordan...he steals his rhymes from Mr.Rogers
And while watchin him on TV he gives you boners
Yer sick man...no one gon kiss yer ass
BUt maybe theyll shoot it with a pball gun as they pass
I heard you got married to some guy
Your the bitch and hes the butch
But Bush gon have to seperate you for heracy against marriage
While sittin in the oval office smokin his dutch
You aint no PIMP...you aint hustlin hoes
They be hustlin you...that everybody knows
Your just a man whore
Gettin rub burns from bendin over on the floor
So you say you got people like ufochaser served??
Seems you tried...but got him a little nerved
Cuz when he came back he kicked your ass
Now you aint even good nuff for MJ to harass
Nobody would even waste theyre time to shoot you...not even cupid
Aint no penguins in Alaska...you dont know this, you stupid
This rap is over now...im tired
Just wrote this cuz what you said backfired

i know there arent penguins in alaska but i just thought it would be funny to say.

woooooo hoooooo thsi is exciting! ive watched amillion battles but never seen one written down, its kinda funny. everybody is doin great.

ufochaser- you're right im tryin hard but i always seem to snap back into spoken word zone. dag!

Yeh thats what i thought about your style scat, very spoken word, but thats allowed! As long as your are constantly insulting everyone else

Dreamlandmafia Why not go and have a break
I have had just about as much bull# I can take
Thats right your in a dreamland
you need someone to take your hand
show you some good ryhmes and make you understand
you got no flow
Where do you think your gunna go?
You Come near me and your out the window
You hear me, thats right i'll send you fallin'
By the time I am finished with bro you'll look appallin'
Cause i be slicin' with the beat
I'll cut off your feet,
slap you up around the face and dump you in the street.
but this is a just quick rhyme
So i always got the time
but just remember Dream that your ass is mine!

what did ya say earthone?
ya shouldnt talk with a mouth full of bone.
and ufochaser better leave me alone before he gets one of his own.
he's sittin at his computer thinkin he's in the zone.
ill put your ass in check make ya show some respect so step the # back.
while ya typin your rap your probably missin an episode of star trek.
so who gives a # about this guy named ufochaser.
with a stupid ass star trek toy laser.
so ufochaser what are ya a nerd?my raps got more vilence and blood than ya ever heard.
everone else knew it.
ya just need a little to get used to it.

insites back, it's time to recap
and sort out whats whack starting with ya'lls raps
step aside ma #as this is where i reside
I'll kill ya'll off with lyrical genocide

You are really good. sorry i lied
try the 9-5 before your pride's denied
I'm here to divide all sides and make enemies of allies
I'll devise your suicide if you refuse to comply

Bye bye