If Jesus was an alien, what species?

reply to post by bloodline

well you can read it all theres a pretty popular book out, maybe you ve
heard of it "The Bible" yeh its been around about 1900 yrs.best seller right upto this day.its all in the last half,. you should check it out sometime. or maybe just see this mel gibson movie" the passion" shh.... (he died that you MIGHT find mercy.) but don't tell anyone.
we wouldn't want this to get around.


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Originally posted by zorgon

Originally posted by bloodline
Care to enlighten us to what Jesus actually did?

Read these

The Secret Doctrines of Jesus: H. Spencer Lewis
Mystical Life of Jesus by H. Spencer Lewis

Is that how you answer a direct question?

A question not even asked of you...

Originally posted by randyvs
reply to post by bloodline

 

well you can read it all theres a pretty popular book out, maybe you ve
heard of it "The Bible" yeh its all in the last half. you should check it out sometime. or maybe just see this mel gibson movie" the passion"

Oh no... believe me I've read the bible.

I'm asking you "what did Jesus do?"

Your initial post BTW is woefully OT.

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reply to post by bloodline
ok you got me . he went to the cross and died for the sins of the whole world. perhaps i jumped the gun a bit.



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Originally posted by randyvs
reply to post by bloodline

 

ok you got me . he went to the cross and died for the sins of the whole world.

That is up for debate.

Yeah you are right.

I do have you.

reply to post by bloodline
no its not up for debate . up for auction ,up for sale ,and its for damn sure not up to you.

Originally posted by randyvs
reply to post by bloodline

 

no its not up for debate . up for auction ,up for sale ,and its for damn sure not up to you.

How sanctimonious.

Originally posted by bloodline
A question not even asked of you...

Ah sorry didn't know this was a private room carry on...

reply to post by bloodline
how arrogant?

reply to post by zorgon


that was a good one .and i am outta here.

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He was a Klingon.






Seperated at birth? The resemblance is striking.

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Why would the real Jesus need a website and a TV interview get real. He comes just like what it says below under the external content with an army of saints, not fallen offspring of angels.

Q. Why are the vast majority of the crop circles found in England? A. This is an oblique, subtle way of drawing attention to the fact that Maitreya is in England. Q. For several years, mysterious circles have been appearing in British cornfields, among other places. The media have been giving more attention to this phenomenon lately. Are they caused by Flying Saucers, as some people think, by Maitreya’s Lightship, or is there another explanation for them? A Harrier jet crashed near one of these circles. Do they create magnetic fields which could have interfered with the plane’s instruments? A. These circles, which have been known to ‘Ufologists’ for several decades, are indeed the result of action by the Space Brothers and their UFOs. They are created and left deliberately as a sign of their presence, the extraordinary structure and precision of the circles being a testimony to their higher science (none of the corn, though folded into spiral and other formations, is ever destroyed). They do indeed create a magnetic field around them but this has nothing to do with the aircraft accident. In fact, it was the body of the pilot of the jet which was found near one of these circles. The plane itself crashed later in the Irish Sea. Q. What is the purpose behind the appearance of corn circles over southern England (and elsewhere)? If they are made by Space Visitors in UFOs, is it possible that the activity will be photo-graphed by the team of observers now active in Britain? A. Apart from some few isolated hoaxes (very crude attempts to replicate the mysterious corn or crop circles), these circles are made by UFOs manned by the Space Brothers. They have several levels of purpose. Firstly, they are a continuous reminder to us of their presence in our skies. More importantly, each circle is magnetized and occupies a specific place in the lines of magnetic force in our Earth’s magnetic field. Each circle is a vortex, drawing energy in and radiating energy to its surrounding area. Together (they are not haphazardly placed) they form a ‘grid’ or interrelated energy system of much benefit to us. Since this grid is formed scientifically, it is most unlikely that any group of observers, however well-meaning, would hit on the exact spot on which to observe the creation of any future circles. The Space Brothers are unlikely simply to ‘oblige’ with a circle. They do not waste energy.

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Yeah!
Your whole unsubstantiated experience and knowledge makes you an expert in your own mind!

Are you kidding me!


Give me some proof you been abducted. You speak so matter of factly! What makes you any different from those who "know" there is a GOD. They have more proof than you. Atleast they have the bible and a billion believers.

The hippocracy on ATS sometimes makes me sick!

Jesus obviously was a Nordic...haven't you seen his pictures?

Ok, second line!

reply to post by Just Cause

Ok, so we have established that he was a Capricorn or a Cancer, that much we know since they starting wrinkling and going grey roughly five minutes after birth........

reply to post by watchtheashes

There are more crop circles in England because they have lots of green, open fields and lots of unemployed workers with too much time on their hands. You'd never see this in Sweden or Hong Kong....

Originally posted by zorgon

Originally posted by bloodline
A question not even asked of you...

Ah sorry didn't know this was a private room carry on...

It's a public discussion but you didn't answer the question. I could post books for you to read to any question you've asked and it would not help the discussion any. Non sequitur's are funny yes. I appreciate them, and by my response you could maybe infer that I was taking it in stride. Just as I am taking this comment in stride.

I promise that if I make a claim, and you ask me a direct question I will answer it to the best of my ability. Promise to you viceroy.

Deal?

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Originally posted by randyvs
reply to post by bloodline

 

how arrogant?

Apparently it's not up to me to form my own beliefs and what I believe Jesus did was nothing for me. Yet me speaking out against that sanctimonious talk makes me arrogant.

Once again how sanctimonious.

I will not bow to your god, nor you. Jesus didn't do anything for me. Muhammad doesn't have anything to do with my life. All the scary judeo-christian banter doesn't scare me.

The great thing about being a man is that you make your own way in the world by being responsible to those around you. Jesus might have been compassionate. He get's points for that at least, but he's was a man. His death did nothing for mankind. That is my belief. That is the belief of most of the world. There is no reason we can't hypothesize that Jesus was a Klingon, since we, the majority feel that Jesus is frankly... No different than any other dead guy.

I am Jesus and I came back to Earth just to answer this thread and tell you that I am from Ork. Like Mork. We used to be best buds a few hundred centuries ago.

In heaven everyone wears crazy pants and rainbow colored suspenders and runs around going NANOO-NANNOO. Its Orkian for Jesus Saves, Moses Invests.

Well since I am back, I guess I will just go ahead and get an early start on Armageddon. Have a nice day, because tomorrow there will be wrath.

Originally posted by Just Cause
and where does that species stand today in the grand scheme of fantastic sci-fi-like "wars" going on in the cosmos?

wasn't an "alien". per se. you're thinking too narrowly here.

he's a "philosophical concept".. a composite character representing man's ability to evolve into the next stage.

there is a physiological trigger within the human body that can activate and cause a metamorphosis into a higher level body.


think caterpillars and butterflies.

this is achieved by kundalini yoga and white tantra. (sex without orgasm)
this activates the endocrine system to produce the hormones needed for the metamorphosis.
end stage being immolated in his "tomb".

think i'm joking?
read up on my gnostic link in my sig.


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