Life instructions from a child...

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Wear a hat when feeding birds.
Don't flush the john when your Dad is in the shower.
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
When you have a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.
The number 1 instruction on life,,,,
forget the cake, go for the iceing,,,,,


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