"I have a crush on woodwardjnr, who is your ATS crush"

This is being way too serious (I'm a Capricorn- we do that)
But I clicked on this thread because of a mind game I played with myself today.
I was in line at the grocery store, and the guy in front of me seemed to be subtly checking me out, trying to catch my eye.
He wasn't bad looking, just ... well, really fat. I found that kinda turned me off. But then, I asked myself, "What if this was ____ (one of the guys I really like on ATS) and suddenly.. BOOM, he was hot.

I just though it was funny how perception of personality can totally effect physical attraction. I always wondered how it happened for people who fell in love online, and then met. I think I can understand now...

a reply to: Bluesma

Haha. I'm a Capricorn too. This makes perfect sense. My last erm...um relationship was with someone that I would never have in a million, gazillion years would have thought was my type until he started making me laugh and laugh and laugh with his sarcastic wit and if I'm being honest, his persistence. but he was a Gemini, so it didn't work out. Ha.

I'm going to try this mind game.

a reply to: Bluesma

YEP...It works like, " Seduce the mind,and the body will follow." Capricorn here too,and biggest perk of my relationship is that he broke my wall of serious and can make me laugh like nobody else. To me that is currency worth more than gold.

a reply to: AccessDenied

My boyfriend throughout high school was not good looking, an wasn't real bright either,
but he could make me laugh like no one else could- and that was enough!

a reply to: Bluesma

..Fat guys get no love baby, that's how we roll in 2015!!

Oh yea, second line.

*********** Woodwardjnr ***********

10 years, 4 brain surgeries and a stroke later and still we get more sensible posts from Woody than the rest of us can muster.

How fricking good does he look after having his skull opened up again just a week ago.
Now that's a war wound. The 300 in Sparta would have fled in our Woody's wake. Brave Warrior.

Muah Woody. You are worthy of all our admirations, ladies and gentlemen both

a reply to: zazzafrazz

He rocks he really does.
An inspiration to us all and If reading this get better soon dude.



Looks like no one has a crush on me
Oh well another valentines with my ole pal Mr Scotch .

a reply to: boymonkey74

Yeah he will read your get well wish. He was fore warned!

Nobody has a crush on me. Nobody likes me. Everyone hates me. I think I'll go eat worms.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Same here bro...
noone loves aliens, esp us old fat aliens...

a reply to: HomerinNC

Sod em at least Scotch doesn't nag lol.

a reply to: boymonkey74cheers monkey man. I'm a big fan of your work, I'm sure there's many monkey crushes on this website

Thanks zazz your my favorite hottie from auz, up there,even before danny minogue.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

woody is an inspiration to us all - he has faced all that life has thrown at him with amazing dignity and grace.

And his posts here on ATS are always remarkably calm and considered and show a level of respect we all should aspire to.

a reply to: Freeborn



Totally agree mate, well said.

Woody rocks!!

a reply to: woodwardjnr

lol @ dani minogue.
and lol the yanks won't have a clue what you are talking about

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Zazzy,you are my crush...get better,nobody likes sick people,ew gross.
Get back on your feet.

I'm allowed more than one crush, right?

Heff, Slayer69, Cheesy (where did Cheesy disappear to anyway?) I'll make them my personal harem some day. And . . . Phage. But something tells me he's going to be more bullheaded about that sex slave deal. Either way, I'll have the sexiest brains on the interwebs

a reply to: DrumsRfun

LMAO!
Wait as minute you changed the thread title to a non ATS member! ****UNAUTHORIZED ALERT ALERT ALERT****

OK you can change the title to yourself ( i insist it at least stays a member) as Woodwardjnr is home from 5 months in hospital and on the mend.

ETA and technically drums you are dfn one of my crushes so get your name in lights!

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Even though you like Giraffes that play cards...I still love you Zazzy.

Get well Woody!!