Bush/Cheney - possibly the greatest Presidential team in the history of the USA!

Bush/Cheney - possibly the greatest Presidential team in the history of the USA!

Yes! probably the best & most glorious in the whole Universe as well!

They made the whole world a lot safer from the evil boogey man! - so now I can sleep more easy at nights!

Best of all! is that all their actions made my little European country safer as well, when they shouted out that there were terrorists everywhere.

So now we have all kinds of glorious laws protecting us, taking away our freedoms, listening on our phone calls, reading our mail etc.

Thank you so much Dick & George!

And for this, I must say that I appreciate it so much that in fact I'm planning to have a glorious parade in the honour of these two men every year in my European home town!

Soon comes 4th of July! and this year I'm planning a Dick & George theme! with donkey/camel riding and a 'water boarding booth' for all our new refugees from Iraq who now lives here because of Dick's & George's 'Shock and Awe orgie' - which spread glorious depleted uranium all over their drinking waters and fields!

I'm planning to do this parade and all this every year on 4th July, so they can feel at home, even if this must be a strange country for them with all the snow instead of sand!

Hail to the glorious neocon leaders; George & Dick may they live forever!

Hip Hip Hurray! - Hip Hip Hurray!

And we really hope that their glorious & evil stone owl God still continues to talk to the glorious leader George - so we all can share the glorious wisdom from George's mouth!:


"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."


AAaahhh! O'lord of all the stone owls - the widom of your words, "We're not worthy!"

And the Owl lord spoke to George; go out there and put "nucular" food on your family!

And the Owl kept on talking through Georges mouth and as the largemouth bass he is, he shared this glorious wisdom to the whole world:


"First of all, I don't see America having problems."

"They misunderestimated me."

People say, well, do you ever hear any other voices other than, like, a few people? Of course I do."

"I didn't grow up in the ocean—as a matter of fact—near the ocean—I grew up in the desert. Therefore, it was a pleasant contrast to see the ocean. And I particularly like it when I'm fishing."

"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president."

"A lot of times in politics you have people look you in the eye and tell you what's not on their mind."

"One of the things important about history is to remember the "true history."

"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit

"Your eminence, you're looking good." --George W. Bush to Pope Benedict XVI, using the title for Catholic cardinals, rather than addressing him as "your holiness," Rome, June 13, 2008

"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech."

"The German asparagus are fabulous."

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system."

"There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk -- that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras -- it got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments."

"Let's make sure that there is certainty during uncertain times in our economy."

"And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place."

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — [pauses] - shame on you. Fool me — I can't get fooled again."

"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw."

"Too many doctors are going out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their...their love with women all across this country."

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

"But oftentimes I'm asked: Why? Why do you care what happens outside of America?"

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'"

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."

"We've got a lot of relations with countries in our neighborhood."

"I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands."

"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office."

"This is a nation that loves our freedom, loves our country."

"Should the Iranian regime-do they have the sovereign right to have civilian nuclear power? So, like, if I were you, that's what I'd ask me. And the answer is, yes, they do." --George W. Bush, talking to reporters in Washington, D.C., July 2, 2008

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best."

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"And so, General, I want to thank you for your service. And I appreciate the fact that you really snatched defeat out of the jaws of those who are trying to defeat us in Iraq."

"There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world."

"So long as I'm the president, my measure of success is victory -- and success."

"See, the irony is, what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this chit and it's over."
George W Bush to Tony Blair, on G8 summit, July 17th, 2006 - when left their microphone on by mistake

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock



[edit on 27-5-2009 by Chevalerous]

Oh my, I almost mistook ATS for /b/. That could have been more than a few warnings on my part

Did we just get troll'd?

reply to post by shortywarn


Just because you know an attack is imminent does not make you Nostradamaus and able to predict exactly what form it will take.

Originally posted by kinda kurious
Since I have a fond appreciation of the utterly absurd, I'll bite. (Although the logic in your OP reminds me of that clear juice that oozes from a bottle of mustard before the yellow stuff shows up.)

Unfortunately, my Captain Obvious cape is at the Dry Cleaners, so I can only muster a single question at this time.

So here is my one question. If the dynamic duo was as stupendous as you claim, why didn't VP Cheney run for office as President to continue their "awesome" legacy?

He would have joined an elite group of only 5 other sitting VP's who ran for office (as opposed to succession) and became President.

I assume that by starting threads like this you won't be so bored. On a positive note, a few of your snarky quips made me chuckle. The one about the diminutive green dis-info paymaster who was a chick magnet was pure comedy gold. (I hear babes are after his lucky charms since they are purported to be magically delicious.)

Claiming that Bush kept us safe is like a crowing rooster taking credit for the sunrise.

Regards...KK

[edit on 27-5-2009 by kinda kurious]

LOL, Loved your post, especially the lucky charms part

Ok Cheney didnt run because he would have lost. Obvioulsy we have a country full of people that would rather get their butts handed to them by a bunch of crazy Muslims than to defend themselves. Well that, and he would have dropped dead of a heart attack due to anger at the first press briefing when they started asking him all those stupid questions they asked Bush.

reply to post by Chevalerous


Wow, a guy who hates Bush/Cheney so much that he collects their quotes. If that isnt obsession, I dont know what is.

You guys are amazing. I knew people hated Bush, but I really never knew it was this bad. I am glad I started this thread, just because I understand more. It is one thing to disagree with someones decisions but to hate your President so much, when all he did was do what he thought was best to protect you is sad. But what the heck... I still love you guys!

[edit on 5/27/2009 by justsomeboreddude]

reply to post by justsomeboreddude


If by "did everything he could to protect you" you mean:

Ignored 9/11 threat intell from the people who are there to prevent these types of things from happening

then

Lying about Weapons of Mass desctruction

and then

Involving the USA in a holy war in the mid east "in the name of God"

then sure. He did everything to protect us.

It's just too bad we did nothing to protect ourselves.....from him.\
And it's even worse that you so blindly follow him like a lost puppy with no home.

Originally posted by justsomeboreddude
You guys are amazing. I knew people hated Bush, but I really never knew it was this bad. I am glad I started this thread, just because I understand more. It is one thing to disagree with someones decisions but to hate your President so much, when all he did was do what he thought was best to protect you is sad. But what the heck... I still love you guys!

[edit on 5/27/2009 by justsomeboreddude]

Are you implying then, that it is wrong to criticise the President?

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president... is morally treasonable to the American public." - Theodore Roosevelt.

Great thread! Just look at all the stars and flags, and 9 pages to boot. Wow, that's why I come to ATS.

Justsomeboreddude will be a gold contributor in no time. Thank you for all your great contributions to the board.

As to your OP, ummmmmmm, no.

reply to post by justsomeboreddude

Call me a racist or whatever you like

Why would we call you a racist for saying "Bush/Cheney was a good team"?

Does someone have a guilty conscience?

Why is everyone falling for this? Hasn't anyone noticed that there have been a lot of "I love Bush/Cheney so much! **warm and squishy**" posts lately?

What's even sadder is that they turn into some extremely long threads. Several pages longer than some threads that actually matter.

Here's an idea...stop feeding the trolls and they won't come looking for food anymore.

reply to post by Deaf Alien


You quoted 2 things there kinda shot themselves down, he alerted federal agencies in your first instance, but not the American public.. why what are the public going to do??

The second one... people honestly forecast that Bin Laden would hijack an airliner and divebomb it into the pentagon or other government building..

A psychologist could not make that prediction, no way. Maybe a psychic

Originally posted by UnderTheirRadar

By invading Iraq he made this country even less safe then it is...another attack on U.S. soil in my opinion is inevitable. More then likely something alot worse then hijacking airplanes.

By invading Iraq (regardless of the motive or reason) the US toppled a dangerous individual who was killing his own people and probably planning the next 9/11 after being inspired by Bin Laden. It doesn't matter if it was for oil or not, Saddam Hussein was a scumbag and he deserved to hang just like he did. I don't see how its made your country less safe... one less enemy surely?? He sure as hell wasn't an ally

Originally posted by Kram09

Originally posted by justsomeboreddude
You guys are amazing. I knew people hated Bush, but I really never knew it was this bad. I am glad I started this thread, just because I understand more. It is one thing to disagree with someones decisions but to hate your President so much, when all he did was do what he thought was best to protect you is sad. But what the heck... I still love you guys!

[edit on 5/27/2009 by justsomeboreddude]

Are you implying then, that it is wrong to criticise the President?

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president... is morally treasonable to the American public." - Theodore Roosevelt.

No it is not wrong to criticize the President. It is wrong to LOATHE the President when all he did is what he thought was best for the country. It is fine to disagree with that, but many on here have turned it into pure hatred.. which IMO is ridiculous.

Originally posted by Fremd
reply to post by justsomeboreddude

 

Call me a racist or whatever you like

Why would we call you a racist for saying "Bush/Cheney was a good team"?

Does someone have a guilty conscience?

Oh No! I am busted. You caught me. Me, George, and Dick just got home from the KKK rally. Please, dont tell anyone.

reply to post by ItsallCrazy


Great points ItsAllCrazy. You are correct. It wasnt like Sadaam was Mother Teresa. Everybody talks about how many Iraqi's we killed during this last war, but how many died in the first Gulf War and how many died at the hands of Sadaam's regime?

Originally posted by king9072
Haha, this guys threads and posts speak for themselves. He either rides the short bus to school everyday, or he is intentionally trying to muddy the water.

His lack of sense in all posts and threads only highlight this fact. To claim that arguably the worst presidential team in history as the best is so completely ignorant.

Don't feed the trolls people, it only makes them harder, faster, stronger.

Regardless of whether anyone agrees with King9072 or not about the OP, how is this NOT considered a personal attack on the OP?

Agree or not with the OP.. attacking personally is not supposed to be allowed on ATS.

I suppose (as I have pointed out on many occasions) that mods turn a blind eye when the person being attacked is considered by some to be:

Conservative, republican, "redneck", ignorant or otherwise doesn't tow the popular ATS party line.


Springer, you asked me once where there were examples of bias...consider this yet another example.

MODS? Where are your pretty colored banners now?

reply to post by justsomeboreddude


I know, he was a nasty s-o-b. (Saddam that is)

George Bush though... he's not as bad as people make out, personally I love the guy - think he's absolutely hilarious. Thing is anything that goes wrong during a presidential term, government term, its all the same, is always blamed instantly on the one man at the top, and thats everything blamed on one person.. impossible for one person to cause so many problems even with Super Cheney providing the back up.

As far as his funny quotes too... you guys voted him in.. it seems weird to me that these monumental slip of the tongue moments make people actually think that he's an idiot..

Does it not just look like he's trying to not spill the beans so to speak? And can't find the right words?

We gave Tony Blair a lot of grief when he was in over here but oh my god people would pay to have him back now. Lardass Gordon Brown giving into the EU, Brussels and absolutely everything else.

See what people think about good ole GW when Obama starts to seriously balls stuff up, I can guarantee the opinions will change

reply to post by justsomeboreddude


How many Iraqis died in the Iran-Iraq War during the 1980s when America stood by and allowed Saddam to use chemical weapons, even on his own people, without batting an eyelid?

But then when its politically convenient, Saddam becomes a boogeyman and is no longer America's ally. Saddam was a monster and a tyrant, but the reasons for going to war were false. He did not have weapons of mass destruction and he posed no military threat to the United States and he did not have links with Bin Laden. To even suggest otherwise then you are a fool. Many Iraqis after the invasion wished that Saddam was in power, not because they enjoyed the tryanny but because they at least had stability and lives. The U.S invasion took that away.

Yeah Saddam was a monster and he tortured people, but hey isn't that what Americans did to the Iraqis as well? Overall the U.S government is just hippocritical and full of double standards.

Originally posted by Kram09
reply to post by justsomeboreddude

 

How many Iraqis died in the Iran-Iraq War during the 1980s when America stood by and allowed Saddam to use chemical weapons, even on his own people, without batting an eyelid?

But then when its politically convenient, Saddam becomes a boogeyman and is no longer America's ally. Saddam was a monster and a tyrant, but the reasons for going to war were false. He did not have weapons of mass destruction and he posed no military threat to the United States and he did not have links with Bin Laden. To even suggest otherwise then you are a fool. Many Iraqis after the invasion wished that Saddam was in power, not because they enjoyed the tryanny but because they at least had stability and lives. The U.S invasion took that away.

Yeah Saddam was a monster and he tortured people, but hey isn't that what Americans did to the Iraqis as well? Overall the U.S government is just hippocritical and full of double standards.

Well my first question is was GW President in the 80's?

So you dont think we had all the justification we needed to go to war with Iraq since they broke their cease fire agreement like 1000 times? Also, didnt Sadaam keep bragging about all of his weapons, right up until he realized Bush really was going to come over and break a foot off.

So are you really trying to say that the US government goes around torturing the average Iraqi for no reason? You probably believe that dont you?