imagine the earth has 5 minutes left,what is your last/final post?

be it aliens,2012 tidal waves or even giant, darwin lemur robots,imagine the world ends in just 5 mins,what do you post? what do you say? what would you like to get off your chest before you go? i would say 3 things.

1,my experiences made me doubt skeptics.
2,what was that black thing i saw in the sky?
3,take care.
4,i never liked the office.

I suppose I'd say thank goodness its over. Maybe the cockroaches will do better.

If I only had five minutes left, I wouldn't be spending it on the computer.
I'd be with my family, and I'd be helping my daughter with what was coming.

If for some other reason I only had one more post that was allowed at ATS - for whatever reason - I'd just post this -

"Ya'll probably don't care what I think .. But I'm saying it anyways ...
Nothing is as it seems."

Posting? with five minutes to live? Seriously?

IF I would be inclined to waste the last five minutes of my life on this mess I would just say "Sayonara Suckers" and spend the other 4.5 minutes praying that someone would get me off this rock.

That meteor the size of texas heading towards us is the direct result of liberal pansies and their domestic policies.

reply to post by ewokdisco

I'd give the location of the time capsule I'd buried, just in case future earth civilisations found it.
That would make me sooooo famous in the future.
I need my 15 minutes people !!!!

I would tell my family how much I love them. ask God for forgiveness and recite the Lord's Prayer.

Quite simply..
I love you all, respected member, mod, and troll alike. THANK YOU for spending all these years with me sharing events, stories, and everything in your life and mine.Now excuse me, if I say something I've always wanted to say...AMIGOS..KISS MY ASS-GOODBYE

1 minute to post a picture of the bottle of booze, and the other 4 minutes to power-chug that sucker empty and await the end.

It wouldn't matter.

But since it's not 5 minutes left, I had to add this line in order to not have a 1 liner post because that will matter.

LOL AD ( I guess you'll be getting applause's galore now....)


I would admit that I'm not a Penguin.....



The Utopian Platypus

Originally posted by AccessDenied
Quite simply..
I love you all, respected member, mod, and troll alike. THANK YOU for spending all these years with me sharing events, stories, and everything in your life and mine.Now excuse me, if I say something I've always wanted to say...AMIGOS..KISS MY ASS-GOODBYE

You are a goddess AD

Nobody needs to write anuything else!
If i could still star in bts i would...lol AD.

I wouldnt be wasting the last 5mins of my life online if the world was ending. What would be the point? If the world was ending then who would read what I typed? Nobody...I would be with my man and that's it.

Obviously the last thing I would be doing is posting on here, I like this site very much and am sure many on here who live here would probably spent their last five minutes here I think there would be the usual arguements. One side would be "ha ha told you so!" and the other side would be demanding proof and links, while everyone else would be posting nice messages.

As for me, if for whatever crazy reason I were to spent my final 5 mins on this earth posting a message here, I would probably violate every single rule that exists on this site. Use lots of profanity, don't include a paragraph when I start a thread, make bogus claims and not add any links, go completely off topic, post bikini pictures of Jessica Alba on every single topic, you know that sort of thing. I wonder if within that five minutes, the mods would ban me? lol

I wouldn't be posting on here. I would be breaking the record for the most alcohol consumed in five minutes.

Well it's been real folks.

And, if it's not 2012:

HAH! TOLD YOU IT WOULN'T BE 2012!!

Take th-.

Probably attempt to get banned from this website within that 5 minutes.

Originally posted by nastalgik
I wouldn't be posting on here. I would be breaking the record for the most alcohol consumed in five minutes.

Sorry dude but that accolade is a comin my way
I'll let you be runner-up though x

Assuming anyone would find the time to read it, I'd issue some advice:

Hide under the duvet, that's what I'll be doing as soon as I've finished posting.

no posting...I'd gather my family and tell them how much I loved them.
A final group hug and prayers offered for forgiveness.