10 Differences Between Men and Women

10 jokes I thought I would share with BTS. Enjoy.


1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.


[edit on 8-5-2009 by SpartanKingLeonidas]

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


haha, oh man, that made me crack.

reply to post by DEM0N


Yep, they were all funny, but that one was pretty good.

Check out this other thread if you REALLY want to laugh.

Colonoscopies Aren't Just For Fun Anymore

reply to post by SpartanKingLeonidas

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

Damn straight! And don't you ever forget it!
Wanna argue about it?

reply to post by AccessDenied


I'll argue with you anyday. I don't back down, ever.

[edit on 17-5-2009 by that_one_guy]

reply to post by SpartanKingLeonidas



"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

thats so my mums saying. She says, "your father earns the money and I spend it. He does not have time to spend it, he is too busy working"

I love her honesty, dad sits quietly and takes into account all those other points you addressed,... very funny

[edit on 20-5-2009 by flashesofblue]

11. A man will put in his mouth food that is too hot to pick up.

Women have many faults
Men have only two
Everything they say and everything they do


(don't know the origin)

Originally posted by that_one_guy


[edit on 17-5-2009 by that_one_guy]

Okay? Not sure what to think here.


reply to post by flashesofblue


I love it. Keep them coming.

reply to post by argentus


Isn't comic relief in a man's job description?


reply to post by berenike


They sure seem to think that, huh?

I'll argue with you anyday. I don't back down, ever.

I take it you're single?

Originally posted by Gazrok

I'll argue with you anyday. I don't back down, ever.

I take it you're single?

Happily so, and on purpose as well.

Got tired of women who thought they were always right.

Me --> :bnghd:

Originally posted by AccessDenied

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

Damn straight! And don't you ever forget it!
Wanna argue about it?

There is a reason why I have never debated a woman in the Debate Forum...

Something to do with self preservation...

Women are a conspiracy! Lets face it.