(SUBMISSION) Ain't That Sweet! (moved from ATSNN)

Two gay lovers - a man in a black dress and a boy in only a pair of shorts - protested their families' lack of understanding for their relationship by climbing a Central Park tree on Thursday, stripping, performing lewd acts in front of onlookers and refusing to come down for hours.

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Black dress. He obviously isn't really gay. You never wear a black dress while up a tree.
It's just not fashionable. Earth tones are more suitable with foliage.