Need to get away from it all? Somali Cruise Package!

Subject: Somali Cruise Package
I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania). The cost is a bit high @ US$800 per person double occupancy but I didn't find that offensive.

What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people to bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per person double occupancy (4 days).

» A sign of the times... «

The second amendment is alive and well on some cruise ships... They even GIVE you weapons to exercise your right to bear arms on the high seas.

We should be doing this in our country and in Europe. Our government's are pirating our future's; all legally of course.

(My ultra-liberal anti-gun friend on the left coast sent me this article. BTW; he now owns some nice weapons)


[edit on 4·30·09 by DrMattMaddix]

This is my favorite part...


"As if all that isn't enough to whet your appetite, there were a few testimonials

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!"---- Lars, Hamburg Germany"

Wow just wow.

I liked this one.

They advertise group rates and corporate discounts......and even claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"




When I saw the Header on the side bar, first thing I thought of was the new south park episode, were cartman goes to somalia to become a pirate!

laughed so hard.

That is awesome. Whoever wrote that is a genius. Somebody should really put together cruises like that. It would put an end to piracy in about a month.

I thought about the Somali hunt a pirate cruise.

It has some nice features. Perhaps if they'd let me fire a cannon or two I'd have jumped at the chance.

Instead, I'm going to the swine flu cruise off the coast of Mexico.

It's dirt cheap.

Originally posted by justsomeboreddude
That is awesome. Whoever wrote that is a genius. Somebody should really put together cruises like that. It would put an end to piracy in about a month.

Yep, Free Enterprise ... Seems to be understood the world over.

We The People will take care of things just fine. Government is supposed to be the moderator if and when things get out of line.

Amazing how things have a tendency of righting themselves over a short period of time. The pirates will get the hint after a few weeks that...

*** CAUTION *** this ship maybe armed to the teeth!

(Maybe even with little old ladies needing some R&R and target practice.)

Watch this... Future Somali Cruiser...