Not Swine Flu...Let's Name it!

Since it seems politically incorrect to refer to the H1N1 virus by the name that has been given it....I suggest we post our ideas for what it should be called.

I'll start it off with "NADF--North American Distraction Flu. I have a few more....but in case anyone is interested...go for it.

Maybe a bit of comedy amidst all of this heaviness.

~Holly

I personally like 'Pig Scars', but I think we can do better.

Formulated
Underground
Neurological
kleptomania

or

Media
Induced
Loquations
Knowingly


I dont know, it seemed easy when i hit reply but i just sat here for 15 minutes simply thinking of those, haha

Well it started in Mexico, how about: Achoo-wawa

I know, being sick is not funny but you just have to laugh at the bad stuff sometimes. Right now only silly names are coming to me so I won't make a mockery of the thread and continue.

Call it the "Man-Bird-Pig" flu. Its a great name, people will remember it. They will be like "Ohhh like from the South Park episode!' Its catchy. Just say it 12 times so u dont get tonue twisted.

FQCF

Fema Quarantine Camp Flu

S&MF

Smoke And Mirrors Flu

WWYTDF

We Want You To Die Flu


Pig-Scars does have a nice ring to it though

Lol. great acronyms. Especailly the last one. WWYTD Flu. thats so awesome, terrible, but funny. But yea, mayb it is a way of controling the people or a terrorist. We will find out one day, maybe....

How about

Dios te bendiga, chica flu
De donde salio este flu chico?
Que carajo es este flu?

Preparation NWO flu.

Dont forget your MAMIFLU medicines, chicos!!!

How about

Purple monkey dishwasher flu
The she turned me into a newt but i got better flu
I cant believe its not flu
Whos flu is this anyway?
The Flu

Swinfluenza

PiggyPox

The Curly Tail Crisis

The Pink Death

The Disease that's Hogging All the Spotlight

Swine herpes
The oinkles
Sniffles
Hypochondria


[edit on 28-4-2009 by pazcat]

Bigot flu.It seems to have a grudge against the mexicans and nobody else...atleast i haven't heard of any deaths outside mexico.

We could allways call it what it is. Smithfield farms flu from Perote Mexico or Granjas Carroll flu. The flu for tamiflu.

[edit on 28-4-2009 by JBA2848]

Is that a swine in my pocket or am i just happy to see flu
Flu man chu
With or without flu
Flu take my breath away

GWB strain 2

hehe

O-Ham-O Flu

Only name I have thought of so far.

[edit on 28-4-2009 by Henygirl]

I just flu in from Mexico and boy are my arms tired.

Really people if it wasnt 4am i could do this all night.

How about this
we should have shut down the borders and airlines the first day flue
or
Its to late we allready dropped the ball flu
or
shoosh,lets make it seem like we know what were doing flu
or
ah # it flu

One flu over the cuckoo's nest

This little flu went to market

I can't come in today I have "the flu"

taco socko

sloppy feeling flu

Porky Puke

floozy

Bar-B-Que Flu

WWJF - What would jesus flu?
The Flu.S.of.A
A cold
The mexican hopping flu

Originally posted by pazcat
WWJF - What would jesus flu?

priceless.lololololol

off to make some bumperstickers