ECON: Lets have a huge party because we are all going to die!

reply to post by alphabetaone


Well we are going to try to increase our global warming footprint. I mean if we already are going to die we might as well go in style. I propose lighting live oil wells to light the party, ala Sadaam, and of course we need party games, like who can cut down the most trees in 1 minute.

reply to post by wonderworld


The swine BBQ is an excellent idea. Nice touch. Just the thought of bbq swine makes me hungry. We will have to serve other things to the non swine eating religions. What does a person eat who doesnt eat swine?



[edit on 27-4-2009 by justsomeboreddude]

Originally posted by Night Watchman
This works for me. I'm in. Oh and don't worry about Madonna and the HWND (horrible woman next door) since I am rather attracted to freaky, high maintenance women.

And you shall be named WINGMAN for your honor, bravery and love of high maintenance women.

Ok if the Wizard is coming we should invite Eric Clapton to play at the party as well. He can perform "I shocked the wizard" to the tune of "I shot the sherriff."

This is still insanely funny,LOLROF!

I'm thinking Ozzy would be absolutely pleased to attend and do his "Crazy Train" thing...Sharon is a hot-mess and I think she'd also be an asset!

Swine BBQ...OMG...spit coffee on keyboard.

When I was in school,we'd have these MASSIVE "Wallapalooza" parties: everyone who attended HAD to bring a bottle or can of "something" and it was all tossed together into huge new plastic garbage cans...every hour it was tasted and if need be,punch or juice was added to the mix...very cheap and effective way to put several hundred people in a serious "party mood!"

So everyone who comes could "bring something" and that way,the beverages and food would be covered leaving only the entertainment and there should be many donations for that!

Originally posted by justsomeboreddude
reply to post by Chevalerous

 

Alright I put you down for a stripper pole truck. Thanks for your assistance. Is this just a ploy to get to hang with the strippers?

Will there be strippers as well?


Wow! Pole Dancers without clothes!

Could I hang out with them pleeaaasse! I have always had a soft spot for Pole Dancers & Strippers!

Ya! the stripper poles are on me! I'll steal a truck loaded with poles from a construction site, but they look grey and dull so we have to spray paint them in chrome, so I guess I'll have to steal a truck-load of chrome spray paint on my way down there as well!

We need a lot of stage building material as well! - but I can't be roaming around stealing everything myself! LOL!

but I like all types of women in general, not just the Pole Dancers and Strippers so I guess I'll be fine with a nice 'girl next door type' - If you can't hook me up with the strippers that is!

I'll also bring a batch of my strong 'Doomsday Moonshine' mixed with Absinthe - so please! could someone be kind enough to kill me before the hangover sets in!



[edit on 27-4-2009 by Chevalerous]

reply to post by justsomeboreddude


Oh yes, to those vegatarians who dont want a swine BBQ bring your own tofu or food of choice.

Also please bring lots of fruit to add to the large garbage cans full of hard liquor.

I too have a taser gun, plus a stunn gun you can take your pick. You can run around naked here and only us ATS members could see you. I have lots of privacy where I live.

Seriously I have room for all who want to camp out on my property.

We would need to take shifts on rotating the cooking swine over the fire though.

Just think if SHTF we would all be together, especially if they pulled the plug on the internet.

reply to post by wonderworld


Maybe we could start small at your place and by next year have it in Africa. I think we should do a real party. It would be a blast. Start a new tradition.

But I still like the idea of people asking where's the party. And I say Africa. And they say what part of Africa. And I say Africa as in a one continent sized party. Opps better take my meds. My delusions of granduer are kickng in.

OOPS reply to justsomeboreddude

Originally posted by justsomeboreddude
reply to post by wonderworld

 

Maybe we could start small at your place and by next year have it in Africa.

I think we should do a real party. It would be a blast. Start a new tradition.

But I still like the idea of people asking where's the party. And I say Africa. And they say what part of Africa. And I say Africa as in a one continent sized party. Opps better take my meds. My delusions of granduer are kickng in.

That would be an ass kicking party. I have thrown some wild parties before.

Yes I'll have the kids go with their dad that week and have the ATS party of all parties.

Invite all the mods and manegement and bring the press corps.

I can picture us all drunk and debating thread issues. It could get exciting.

The mods could be in charge of any arguments and ban those who get out of line. Sounds like a plan!



[edit on 27-4-2009 by wonderworld]

Originally posted by justsomeboreddude
reply to post by wonderworld

 

The swine BBQ is an excellent idea. Nice touch. Just the thought of bbq swine makes me hungry. We will have to serve other things to the non swine eating religions. What does a person eat who doesnt eat swine?



[edit on 27-4-2009 by justsomeboreddude]

What about Avian, that might work.

reply to post by SemperParatusRJCC


if you truly want to get hardcore down & dirty just remember EVERYBODY HOLLERIN' GOAT!!!

www.youtube.com...

I used to go to Otha Turner's annual B.B.Q.s at his farm in the hills of North Mississippi. The only nourishment I ever saw offered to all of us party goers was goat B.B.Q, fried catfish & "slap yo mama" moonshine

Seriously though we should all have a great big party, nothing but ATS'ers and their guests.if the police come well, I know we will out number them. Plus fire versus cop, beats them everytime.

I thought this already happened every year they call it burning man or some such?

Some friends and I could whip up a stage in no time flat.

Stripper poles and trapeze would be no problem as well.

The pole is classic but the trapeze is the future!!!

reply to post by SemperParatusRJCC



Yes I think those flu's are combined. We could add some wild fowl to the menu.

I'm not sure which is worse, to invite a few guests from Mexico City or to eat the stuff.

I think I read pork is safe to eat. I havent checked on chicken or wild fowl yet.

RSVP are you coming?

Anyone have any UFO contacts to arrange global transportaion. I hear they dont use gas.

reply to post by wonderworld


We could ask Bobbylove to use his portals to get us together

If we are all goning to die, I could use a party

a Last Blast so to speak

Originally posted by Seany
reply to post by wonderworld

 

We could ask Bobbylove to use his portals to get us together

If we are all goning to die, I could use a party

a Last Blast so to speak

O.K all you guys can use Bobbylove's portals to get here. I wont be riding since it's being held at my place, before moving it to Africa.



[edit on 27-4-2009 by wonderworld]

reply to post by justsomeboreddude


Dude, most people of age and inclination of BEING on this site are expected to die within 50 years.

Your point has thus been valid throughout history and is not worth discussion.

...might I suggest you 'get there sooner' with your eureka-esque conclusions?!?!

Ta!

we could host the event in the black rock desert in nevada. it's the largest flat expanse of land in the USA and is around 450 square miles. dried up lake bed.

i'll do the flyers. what the heck.
sounds fun.

"Last Blast"....PERFECT!!!

I have a very big place in Texas as well (oops...flu here) but how about a month-long "rotating" party where everyone just goes from place to place for a change of scenery but the fun never ends?

And yes..."exotic aerial artist" is the trendy way of saying you do trapeze...I has friends in high-places that do that as well,LOL!
I think if you have a "skill set" in entertainment,you should get a VIP pass?

reply to post by Snisha


THIS,my friend,along with some good music may well be my idea of the "perfect party!"
What a great time you must have had...
I've been to some of the "great organized parties" of the world but have a feeling that the one being described here would take the cake and fufill all fantasies!